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Love that karma has bitten this guy on the arse. I know a doctor who had this and ended up having to personally relocate his knee cap after this tightened up as it pulls it round the outside of your leg and it did do this when he was practising for the great north run.

Aye said they would need to widen their doors at the training ground so his head could fit through them.

Could we make him the new Winston Bogarde? Cost less than Obertan wages aside too btw.

Didn't realise Ipswich knocked a £4.5m bid from boro last summer for him. A shred buy and could be our Irish Sibierski. Will get us goals and he is a big lad who can win games from the bench when he doesn't start.

Nice one. He'll be flying in over the Alps too no doubt. Hope he can do a bit of Yedlin.

Fitness issues although he did play after his loan in Jan. Edit: Here is a report... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/chelsea-rescue-christian-atsu-bournemouth-7100128

Forgot him taking the p*ss out of the true fans who spend thousands with Defore mate. TBF I think he had the shits that game yet still played but said he could not repeat the words he said to Defoe that game. Regardless it was weak as fuck so needs to be at a new club which is what Rafa thinks too. Hey ho let's see how he does in a league where he should be the absolute best...

Modern football club loan whereby he has to get back to his roots rather than coast here. What is not to like? His flaps as as balls sail past his hands or the inevitable kick the ball out of play every home game times (insert number here). Oh then let us not forget his pay... He needs this loan as between him and Elliot there ain't that much distinction tbh.

That was Higuain when he joined Napoli now double it. Suarez plus a quid was the best one yet. They would have won the league if Wenger released his slacks that time around mind.

Cheers seems to have everything we want in Dummett but maybe not as defensive watching

Interesting link anyone know how reliable this media outlet is?

I still remember that daft wayward pass which led to Tiote stretching and injuring himself last season. Such an easy pass and he almost gives it straight to the opposition. Bye

Injury sounded bad but that aside and considering his other injuries over the years could he have the Sturridge complex? One of my biggest memories of this kid was under Pards was he asked to be subbed at half time at a cup match coz he was knackered

Watford have a pretty decent future awaiting them no? Nah not really last time they came up Mariappa was the next big thing and he was struggling to get a new deal at Palace this summer. Their new guy has spent a year learning the language but let's see. I have no problem with players leaving but league aside Watford aren't a bigger club. Jumping ship cos Rafa broke his fingers showing him how to pull his finger out his arse seems the order of the day for him sadly.

Any player jumping ship from Rafa to go to teams where they are unlikely to do better can fuck off like.

Wow my radio stream must be delayed. Wtf so delayed. Like listening to a live speach from Hitler. Not true just ask Johann Georg Elser.

Mbabu can't be relied on so has gone out to get games under the belt. Gamez has not been match fit yet according to the last game on .com

Yes where's the fanny pack? On a serious note I think he'll be great for us. He's better than Danny Simpson who won the Premier League last season. do Europeans not know the ecstasy & awesomeness of the Fanny Pack!? Yes we called them bum bags 20 years ago

Yes where's the fanny pack? On a serious note I think he'll be great for us. He's better than Danny Simpson who won the Premier League last season.

You are forgetting key info here, he came straight out after the game and said on live TV he could not repeat what he said to him at the time as it was not broadcast-able. Now on your value rictascale those words could be as low as John Terry's racist mouth words (3m) to Bruce Gobbler's spaghetti legs (35m). I think Krul is with you on this one.

So how do you get rid then if no one wants to buy him?

How do you sell a player that no one wants to buy?

We are in transition at the moment with players coming and going so I ain't worried about Rafa. Get the squad sorted then get them settled with each other and the setup of the team will gel. I watched the hull game this morning and they played for each other, some were dead on their feet at 80 minutes but they held on and won. We need that collectiveness to develop once we get the new signings sorted and the deadwood out.

Yes I thought the same. Hanley was often telling players to hold the line and one of their offsides was picked up in commentary as being excellent defending on our part. He did have red cheeks like but that is down to him having very little pre season I imagine.

Damn. Brighton will be dangerous. Bugger. They'll be a threat. f***. They're gonna be good. they got a decent striker? Nope seems the owner hates buying them coz of the £ involved