BottledDog

what? NSFW Don't mind their logo tbh. Mainly because I thought it might mean we didn't need a gap in the stripes mind. Titty pictures still load even if you spoiler them. We've got a thread where you can post titties with reckless abandon.

Jose Mourinho says he may not remain as Real Madrid coach next season and plans to be "where people love me to be". "I know in England I am loved, I know I am loved by some clubs, especially one." Presuming this patter is about us? Might be worth giving the lad an interview if Pardew were to leave.

The stitching man. Just terrible. http://i.imgur.com/NJD6Hsf.jpg

Pinch of salt. Could have just been his nan chatting to him over supper.

Take a break from the bollocks and aal the simmering hate, cheers to the return of our decorative gate! http://i40.tinypic.com/207ss2p.jpg http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-united-fans-succeed-bringing-3307014?

Just admit you were totally wrong. Have a bit of humility. Stop being so condescending. Simples. Asking him to stop being condescending and then calling him simple? What a nerve!

I can only imagine you are mumbling into your can of Ace and half heatedly kicking out at passing cars when reading that. Cheers me up no end.

Ah jaaaaysus, this shit's just not helping. /not going to last the week...

It'll finish 0-1 and we'll get clapped off. Lap of honour.

There is no way Nolan or Carroll would go out of their way to consign us back to the division they dragged us out of. No way.

We ask you to do one sodding favour Sunderland. Absolutely useless. Someone cut loose that Metro line ffs.

Is this the Sports Direct version of a gold watch?

We need that mass brawl to break out sharpish.

My BBC predictor had Villa down on goal difference. If by the time this game rolls around they are well ahead of us on goal difference (which looks horribly likely going on tonight) a small Wigan win would see us as the ones down down now. God help us all.

What did he say like? Don't buy all your players from one country, especially on 3 for 2 deals. If they are seen as good value, check their sell by date. Buy British Farm Assured beef.

God, I feel sick.

I WANT A MASSED BRAWL AND I WANT IT NOW!!

Not sure what coaching can do to sort Yanga Mbiwa's decision making mind. Being generous (as there's clearly something in there that made people rave about him before he signed) he has just not got his head around the league yet and can't take instruction from Taylor for whatever reason. Pardew seems incapable of getting them to gel, so we're just left to hope against hope that Colo has his head in the right place to come in and sort us out at the back.

Got all 3 of us ending on 38 points and we remarkably survive on goal difference (with Villa going down) despite a pasting from Arsenal. Feel a bit better about life. /but not by a lot...

Bribable?

Good for them.

I agree with anything and everything Mestre30 says.

We've been awarded an extra 10 points for giving the country a good chuckle in these dark economic times?

"Sokka"