BottledDog

What, that they're basically right in their conclusion that 'Mike Ashley blatantly uses his own sports news company to push the sale of his players'? You actually agree with that?

Will he ever stop bigging up underperforming players the press keep hassling him about?!? Hope not.

Ha, sounds suspiciously like Shepherd brothers shed scenario. Could be now storing merchandising stock in SD facilities to be fair. Would make sense for them and us, especially if the online sales are being handled and distributed via the Sports Direct system.

Happy to accept it as legit, but until we know what it's for (which I can't imagine we'll find out anytime soon/ever) then can't say it bothers me. /Unless it is for mugs. Fuck me man, fair enough it's useful crockery and that, but howay, £500,000!!!

For what? New set of mugs.

News to me. Where did you read this then, SportsDirect.com?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Gary-Oldman-Yelling-Everyone-Leon-The-Professional.gif

what makes you think anyone didn't enjoy it? because we won do we have to pretend it was flawless? No. Nobody has suggested they were flawless as far as I'm aware. I just struggle to see what benefit there is to dig into the minutia of even the good games to find evidence for arguments that have been done to death and have not evolved in the slightest. Yeah, we know, Pardew may come unstuck again. But this is nothing new, nobody has forgotten last season. All Spudil is doing is shouting from the rooftops "You fools! You may be having fun at the feast, but you'll all be fucked for food by February". Aye, cracking that Spuddy. Thanks.

Ugh. Fucking sanctimonious drivel. 'Bro' in there, too. #legend Nothing to do with his post tbh. Why don't you try to discuss the very valid points he makes? Valid points? Of course there are problems, there are always problems (Pardew or not). But if you cant enjoy these two wins after witnessing the last two seasons unfold, I feel for ya bro.

Aye, only a few weeks ago he was spouting about our club being a lot stronger & more successful if we didn't have our supporters. That's some monstrous spin you two are laying down there.

wtf If you took it's lugs away it would look like a seal... http://i.imgur.com/lHeYKDu.jpg

Bottom dogs.

Great stuff. We just need to get Mr Kinnear on board with this and we're sorted!

Did Robert Snodgrass buy his nose from a joke shop?

Newcastle? Under Pardew?!?

Carlton Cole ffs. I've forgotten why on earth Carroll is even out injured it's been so long.

Would be absolutely delighted if it meant we gave them a hammering.

Norwich really need a win IMO. Yeah, of course, but if he keeps his job we don't have to worry about a new manager effect for the mighty Norwich when we play them in a fortnight. Loving your thinking. Was good to see Hooper break his Premiership duck for pretty much the same reasons.

GET IN!

The league is wide open for teams outside the top 6 this season if they can show a bit of consistency. The ones who make better use of their resources are more likely to finish closer to the top 6, so Southampton will probably be one of them. We could finish anywhere from 9th to 15th IMO. southampton haven't had the most difficuilt of starts. gets more difficuilt for them now looking at their upcoming fixtures. I'll be impressed if they are still top 4 come fa cup 3rd day. They're obviously not going to finish in the top 4 or even the top 6 in all likelihood. But people were doubting the decision to sack Adkins and hire Pochettino and the doubts have been proven to be wrong. They are a side which is clearly improving steadily, and that's all you can really ask for as a supporter. As far as I can see they've been identical to you in 2011/12. Solid start, taken teams by surprise so they're not sure how to play against you, a solid, consistent defence, key attacking players in form and overall just building more and more momentum. Good on them. Agreed. If (unlike ourselves), they continue in the same vain next season, then very much good on them. /Very rarely seems to happen though.

Ambition!

Wenger is even more of a lying, unnecessarily negative shit then.

No not much of one, but one all the same. Directed entirely toward Jack Flash. The Pardinator is obsessed with him.

For those who missed out on the Newcastle job. Have another try. http://athlonetownfc.ie/applications-for-position-of-first-team-manager-invited/