James

PIF Saudi clubs need to come in immediately with a world record bid. PIF need to bring Staveley back in and immediately remove Solis and Eales. This includes sacking Solis from PIF completely. anything else is unacceptable. Either do that or fuck off PIF

SUDS is short for Sustainable Urban Drainage Strategy in the UK so we are going down the toilet.

His winner in a cup final means that even if he signed for Sunderland and led them to Champions League glory, he’d still be one of my favourites ex-players

Watch the Amazon documentary the episode where we sign Gordon. Then when considering Mandy has gone it is obvious which individual within our execs is scuppering our transfers in the same way time and time again.

Another Jacobo Solis masterclass

Rat face won’t sell him to us

What if he’s swapped bodies with Siem de Jong?

Local hero. Legend. Emerged under Rafa Stood up to Bruce Kept us in the league got us into the Champions League Scored vs PSG scored the most important penalty in the last 50 years won a trophy, choked on confetti. Hope Leeds goes amazing.

looks like Ruddy is doing 95% of the work!

you’ve finally shared your face pic with the forum?

I know

what the fuck is that??

Think this one will be third time lucky https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c98jv5m3vj7o?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwLl6DJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHmOGCMUAI1z1AqL9JjhseEIQJmTAUpl7GpT01deCUzPQAARFzRqEh5dq895h_aem_gOefKvTLM6tclP8pwBW6Iw

your post assumes normal circumstances, the reality is that Liverpool will rightfully get a PSR exemption from the PL to sign one striker so it won’t affect their other negotiations

Liverpool will probably have been given special dispensation to sign a striker outside of PSR limits so they will go as high as we want them to

Ekitike rejected a higher bid from us to go to PSG. He will make the choice he wants to make.

Plane: conflicting reports indicate it has “left the atmosphere” (Yorkie) / “not close” (Gravity)

NJOY

I’m pretty sure there’s a problem. the NUFCTV interviewer has entered an infinite loop with his questioning and Elanga will now starve to death.

It was because him and his agent were perceived to take the piss out of our initial interest on social media

NJOY

Those clubs will be just as willing to wait for the opportunity to sign him late August. But this would be his shot at a chance to play CL football at a PL club

Call me really old school but could we take him on trial, put him through pre-season paces and defer a decision. If we sign him then it means he’s physically up for being a part of the team and he’s immediately up to speed. if we don’t sign him then he’s had a preseason with some elite coaches so should be all ready to go elsewhere.

Osula is back early after U21s

You judge Ruddy and Gillespie on the quality of finishing and set pieces in the team - so no complaints from me. Thanks for his continued professionalism.