James

We have scored the best 3 goals in English football this season - A MATTER OF SUBJECTIVE OPINION

We have the best manager in the PL leading the club - FACT We have a PL Team of the Year Centre back as our Captain - FACT We have a goalkeeper with the joint most PL clean sheets in goal - FACT We are the 3rd best team in 2012 - FACT Our striker has the best Goal per Minute ratio in the PL - FACT We are in the Top 5 teams in the country - FACT

Yeah I can see 6 of them in a combined XI. Catts number 7.

Yes

That Nordic must be the most Norwegian Norwegian ever. Shit Arsenal defence.

Why have the teams not been released yet, it is 2pm

You want to shag someone with 50% of my genes?

I've banned my mum from phoning me mid match. We have lost every game she has tried phoning me during.

Transfer Rumours can fuck off until 5pm

I would be more pissed if we finished 4th and Chelsea won the CL Final than if we finished 5th.

Its like Feyenoord

Duff To score the winner today to show an unbelievable transition Plus Duff to get the winner vs Spurs

To be honest I'm hopimg for a 14-0 scoreline with the following scorers: Cisse Ba Ben Arfa Cabaye Jonas Tiote Perch Williamson Santon Coloccini Ryan Taylor Ameobi Ferguson Krul

I'm hoping this is a "I don't see you as our rivals moment" and that is the scoreline for us.

It gets worse, Paul Stretford is in the consortium, as is Kenneth Shepherd. Graeme Souness was also offered a role but unlikely to take it up.

Had this thought an hour or so back. Krul, Simpson (miracle recovery), Williamson, Perch (Colo injured in warm-up), Santon, Jonas, Ryan Taylor, Cabaye, Tiote, Ameobi (Cisse out with food poisoning thanks to the team meal - the only one to eat the shrimp), Ba Watch it happen. 5-4 Ameobi x3 Williamson Perch

Must have missed that, is he part of the Rangers consortium? Yeah

Back in the CL on the same day Freddy Shepherd returns to football?

Welcome back Freddy Shepherd. Bid for Owen?

Apologies if you realise this but I better check...you do know the game is on Sunday and today is Saturday don't you?!

Today I have to travel all the way from Manchester to Truro for a three hour meeting then come straight back again.

Statue?

Sol Campbell has announced his retirement. OMG.

I like Hodgson and I think that he will be someone managing the new national football centre when he isnt managing England which is something Redknapp would never do. He may even just do one tournament and then take on a more Houllier role.

It is Sian Massey. Every time she is a linesman, we get mullered.