James

Also, I wonder if Deportivo will think we owe them a game now that we are PL again.

I'd personally like to see us repay our debt to Utrecht even though it wasn't our call. Then a tour of Scandinavia as way of thanks to our loyal fans who put so much effort into coming to us each season. Then Barcelona for 1st anniversary of Robson's death, or an alternative ex-club.

Now we are promoted we can start planning for pre-season. Who would you like us to play this year?

I want the title too. But a couple of players might need dropping. For example Jonas is clearly at the world cup already given his promotion quotes.

Fucking yes yes yes!

Imagine if Nolan and Butt were allowed to play in one. Next seasons title sewn up.

A team can have as many Under 21 players as they want, they don't count as some can become 'homegrown'

This reminds me of when I used to write "Buying From Our Premiership Rivals" on the main site, and Blackburn/Everton/other fans got really agitated because I said we should sign their best players.

That was the best moment. Brought a tear to my eye. Bobby Robson would be smiling at that goal from above.

I did it before you

This, plus Shola's hat trick, plus Simpson's first goal. I'm psychic.

Already been done.

Enrique will score.

Carroll was listening to the commentary of his performance on hidden headphones and got confused as to what foot he was.

Hello. How are you? Not feeling nervous today I hope?

We dont need a minimum budget. We need players good enough to keep us in the PL respectably. Regardless of cost. £0 or £1bn I don't care.

Our best XI. Win and Forest won't catch us, even if we lose all our games (they can, but they won't)

Feeling pre-match nerves already for this one.

I think there is a case to say that the football leagues should become involved with the likes of Carroll and Barton to develop punishments that are equal for all clubs and all players without the worry that other clubs may take a softer line, or take advantage by signing players you've sacked.

Whether the media make more money out of us in the Premier League, or us in the Championship will decide how hated we are next season.

Apart from West Brom, are there any teams that believe that they can beat us to the League Title? No. Although not mathematically promoted, our lead is insurmountable. We are going up, but as Champions or Runners Up?

Is worth pointing out that the decline in team spirit to 2003 seems to be the inverse of the rise of Steven Taylor's status at the club. Just a thought.

There must be ways to punish players for their demeanours that actually mean something, stop it happenning again, and act as a deterrent to future players, while not removing good players from the team. For instance, if it was true regarding the texting issue, and I was Hughton, I'd confiscate Taylor and Carroll's phone, confiscate their car keys, make them live with myself and Colin Calderwood until the end of the season and ban them from seeing any wives/girlfriends.

Allardyce bought him in on trial but got sacked. Kadar was still here, but clearly someone else got the deal done.

Ardilles is from Argentina