Sima

There’s one where that dope KeithS305 claims we’ve wasted £100m on Isak, Burn, Targett and Wood and we’d be lucky to get £30m back for the lot. £20m already for Wood, right?

One of my favourite things at the minute is reading the likes of Man Utd, Liverpool and Arsenal forums and how they are lamenting missing out on this guy. Also RTG and how he was shit and if we paid £60m for him how much is Ross Stewart worth.

What? Aye, Newcastle having too many good players is a problem for everybody else. Fucking sex pest.

Fuck off Maupay.

Shame but Bruno should have passed it to Murphy’s right.

Fuck off offsiding this.

Fuck me. What a player.

Another shit goal to concede.

Get Gordon on now.

Keane constantly has hold of Wilson.

Fuck off picking players up, man.

Fuck off Marriner.

Where’s this hippy? Get him stuck to a post.

“HANDBALL!” Dweebs. I do realise the irony.

Handball?

Wouldn’t bring him on until we are 2 up personally.

Anthony Taylor refereeing Man Utd because of course.

My favourite was when Almiron sold him completely short.

Would have been a clear offside with a non-shit angle.

These tinpot cunts with their shit VAR angles.

Off.

State of that angle.

Almiron, Willock and Targett have been shite.

Terrible from Willock. Should have pulled that down easily.

Yellow that.