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Would love it if he followed that up with "there's a certain Dutch man I'm looking forward to meeting on Sunday afternoon - now where's Shola, I need to eat an apple while riding my bike"

Roy Hodgson will probably get slaughtered by him and all Harry's media chums will follow suit.

Would love for Demba to hit a winner against Man City, clearly needs a goal and will be a big weight of his shoulders, thankfully his pal has made the weight more bearable.

His goals are quality, on first viewing you ask yourself did he mean that, then you can see its fucking technique. The 4 that spring to mind are Debut v Villa - at first look, looks like hit and hope with weaker foot, in reality superb technique to adjust his body and foot in that way. 2nd v Swansea - first impression - opportunist strike - in reality again superb adjustment and the pin point execution. 1st v Chelsea - first impression - mis-control weaker foot swing great connection - in reality an excellent set up so he could hit a controlled volley with his left 2nd v Chelsea - First impression - WOW what a goal, spawny bastard - in reality having the confidence and belief to hit a ball with so much swerve and power that you leave the keeper with no chance. I can't see how anyone can say he didn't mean that, if that was the case WTF was he trying to do??

I don't care if he only came in January!!! He is the signing of the season.... Amazing. Dodged a bullet did you? Wankers!!!

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It was a pretty bland interview, but he is damned if he does, damned if he doesn't. Says fuck all and its boring, say something controversial and he's a twat. Clearly the beeb wanted him to let rip. Cronky, I'm would guess he was asked to do an interview just like many footballers past and present will be this week on the new England managers. On this occasion I don't think the interview is a "oh look at me" interview???

The Sun probably have a picture of Roy turned into some kind of vegetable. Hatred of Redknapp aside I still think Hodgson is the better choice, he is more suited to International management. I think Harry would miss the day to day Interaction. My only worry with Roy is that will he have the balls to make the tough decisions and rid England of some of the old guard? Already a tough job will be made even tough given the media stance of Harry Redknapp. Lets see what some of Redknapps chums have to say about this.

Fuck can you imagine old saggy face!! Must be livid. I think this will work out better for England. Unlucky Arry!

Shit. Gutted like, always knew this would be tough but fuck me. Hell of a half for Wigan. I suppose the media will have us for dogshite again. If somehow we manage to pull something off today then surely as Gary Neville was saying in the week its written in the stars that we'll make CL.

Surprising what a goal will do to teams. Confidence is fickle especially with teams down the bottom. Get one back here and they'll get very nervous. Come on. Nothing like a bit of toon drama.

My love of Saved by the Bell and new found guilty pleasure respect for the pundit Gary Neville has just been taken to whole new levels. Amazing!

This guy is amazing. In his short time even though we have so many heroes this season he has become my favourite. At this rate if Carroll was deemed worth £35 million it is scary to think what Cisse is worth especially given our position of strength. Even in his short time here I think I'd be more upset at seeing him go that I was when Carroll left, maybe that attitude is because I'm not a native? By the way with the Eto'o references you know on RTG it's going to be "a mag kernt that I know was riding his horse and telling me Cisse is better than Eto'" and it will soon become fact that we said that.

Classic rtg. Textbook. That thread is hard work like, love the way that Bristow bloke dismisses acts of Sunderland racism by asking for a fucking article. Thankfully most on there accept that Newcastle were not the only club with a racist element. By fuck there is still racism in football and probably always will be. I was quite ashamed when I was in the pub watch Swansea/Cardiff in Swansea, everytime a black cardiff player touched the ball the jeers from segments in the pub were louder. A friend and I were standing next to two black fellas, I felt awful even though I had nothing to do with the chanting and jeers including monkey chants.

surely the picture is missing a certain man who rides a bike and eats apples AT THE SAME TIME

i'd like to see that dvd. Maybe it was some of Pards extra curricula activity BoSelecta is right so difficult to have a favourite player at the moment. So many likeable players at the moment. I think Cisse edges it for me with the great impact he has had since his arrival. After his record in France and Germany and the number 9 shirt there was a lot of pressure on him yet he's just taken everything in his stride. And I love just chanting his name when he scores "Papiss Demba Cisse" drives the woman mad long may it continue

You can't even elude to Star Wars anywhere other than the Starwars Geektastic thread Could you imagine if we qualify for the Champions League, Fat Mike holds a press conference and announces that the club will be proud to host Champions League football at ST JAMES' PARK next season. Que ROTJ type celebrations!

Yeah thankfully, even whilst receiving plaudits from many he still somewhat managed to stay under the radar, he's not been taken seriously as a candidate for the England job which is great for us. I think Levy will be looking for a "rolls royce" type of manager to replace Super Arry!

Is RTG a fair representation of Sunderland keyboard warriors? I know when I read stuff on there I am wearing my black and white goggles but the place seems like a special needs version of a website. Some of the stuff I would be embarrassed about to read on here if it were about us? Stuff like the Europe situation. I'd take Europe every year no doubt, my only concern would be lack of squad size and coping with midweek games and then Premiership games on the weekend, but there are completely mongtastic about it.

Surely the extra directness of Madrid's attack will destroy Chelsea? The again at 2-0 last night I tweeted that Chelsea are going to get dicked, WTF do I know

Worse scenario we finish 4th Chelsea win CL, next worst Spurs qualify for CL, because if Spurs turn it around now the media love in of Arry Redknapp will be unbearable.

I'm not worried re: Douglas, I get the feeling the club only want players that are very keen on playing for us, so if there is a chance his head is swayed by money for a club like Villa I believe we'll stay well away. Maybe that was the issue with Maiga. Don't know enough about Douglas really but it will say a lot about the bloke or anyone if they choose Villa over us regardless of wage offered. Turning us down or leaving us is not exactly working that well for players at the moment is it?

I'm on a stag do in Liverpool for the CL final. It will either be the best stag do ever or worse for me if we do finish 4th. The season would feel so deflated if we didn't qualify by default. I know it would still mean we would have had an amazing season but what a way to shit on a parade.

It's something I seem to remember when Cardiff reached a FA Cup final a number of years back, there was no guarantee of Europe even if they won the cup, maybe I'm wrong I wouldn't swear to it or anything.

Speaking about the punishment, Whyte said: "Tell me how it is going to affect me? I couldn't care less. It makes no difference to my life whatsoever - and good luck collecting the money. christ. Sounds like a sociopath, there must be people who want him dead for what's happened to Rangers I think people in Glasgow have received death threats for less than what Whyte has done.