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Only hope he has is managing abroad now, no wonder he wants to remain in the EU.

It might be minimum wage for shop floor staff in the Mike Ashley sector but not in retail in general, plenty of retailers pay £9-£10 per hour for basic floor staff, and more in London. So £18-19k a year for basic customer assistants at the likes of M&S or Lidl vs £20k (or upto £20k even...) for a supervisory role at one of this cunts stores.

20k a year for a supervisory position WTF how the fuck can you survive on 20k a year in 2018 Depends how many hours, but likely full time for that money as a supervisor is fucking disgusting. Not exactly impossible to live on like, but disgusting for the job.

Other than the minor technicality he owns the club and we don't own the stores, sounds plausible. Print anti Ashley/SD shirts and organise loads of people to walk around the stores with them on

The best thing I can say about this disgusting, festering, crotch scab of a man is that because he's made me care so much less about the club the result no longer effects my life as much. Now I can watch us lose, if I even bother to watch (and I used to miss family events to watch matches) and just go "fuck it", forget about it and enjoy the night. But that's not really the aim for a Premier League club so...

Unless you’re Alan Pardew and the club is Newcastle. Haha, aye, I actually added usually when I thought of that cunt.

Aye, "Manager has our full support" usually ends in a pretty quick sacking.

The money is only his once its been put into the club, and the money wouldn't be put in by so many fans if he was being honest about what's happening to that cash. He's consistently lying about where the clubs money is going in order to keep people paying money in. Whether you consider it stealing or at the very least fraud its still very wrong and not just a case of him doing what he wants with his money.

Isnt it Sodexo who do the catering?

Yes they would, because football fans are tribal and it gets people to call in. Admittedly I don't listen to that complete fraud of a show, but I doubt they have debates on whether or not Blackpool or Bristol City are big clubs.

Not a chance we've made £100m profit since October like. No doubt there's significant profit though, just nowhere near £100m.

To say Diame isn't Premier League quality because he's only been class for us for half a season in this league but Muto is Premier League quality because you've seen him for about 90 minutes in the league is fucking mental. That's not even getting into the other people you've mention who have barely even played never mind dominated in their position for half a season.

Hopefully if we win today the fans continue to get on Ashley's back, think its important to keep it up win or lose so people don't think its a "well they're only doing it because they lost" thing.

He's always been an arsehole though despite his ability. On the pitch his game was pretty much being a extremely fast annoying little piece of shit, great when he's on your team. But not so great when he opens his mouth as a "pundit".

When he miscontrolled that ball one on one, laughable Still made some good runs so was decent I suppose.

Fucking hell, amazing the lengths to which some people go to not give this lad any real credit.

It's horrendous lack of investment that kept that disgusting donkey at the club so long. Not surprised he believes that.

I'd have Coloccini in his prime ahead of Lascelles, such a incredibly classy defender when he was at his best here.

Agree with everything except the last bit. Don't see how we're in trouble like unless you think Benitez is going to leave because of lack of transfers.

Cant compete with these so called powerhouses like Bournemouth and Brighton who Bournemouth incidentally have spent more on their record transfers in the last 2 years than we have in the last 22. This is a team that has only spent 8 years higher than the championship in their history Just wait until next season when we can't compete with the mighty Brentford and half of the other teams in the championship Hes a fucking lying conman who just manipulates people. Stoning the fat cunt to death is too good for him he's a typical rich bully boy who operates bully boy tactics to people in his life/business because he thinks he can bully and manipulate people who have less in life Sadly thats how these billionaires operate in business. I hope to god the high street collapse ruins his cheap shit tacky stores but i think as long as theres council estate/dole waller/chav scum in this world he has the niche market cornered Aye totally agree with this, all council estates should be nuked. The world would be a much better place if it happened ? I grew up on a council estate, probably validates the point but The whole council house equals chav/scum thing is utterly mongish like, it's the private landlords that are the problem where I am.

Hold on, he provided £144m of interest free loans whilst also clearing £76m of debt?, they're both part of the same thing you fat lying bag of shit.

Is that not just the one that was already reported as £6m up front with add ons going up to £10m? I know its getting reported more recently than that apparent bid, but is there a genuine new source that says its all up front now?

Surely if they are offering a pro contract they see something in him Or they just want him on that contract so he's worth more to them when they sell.

A big bid will come in for Lascelles before the end of the window. A proper club wouldn't sell for less than £60m imo but I'd imagine Ashley will accept £30m and think he's won the daft fucking cunt. Nah. We may sell him (which is a disgrace) but it won’t be for £30m. We always seem to get decent fees, which makes our derisory offers the other way all the more infuriating. We'll see. Sissoko was obviously insane money at the time. For me you don't let Lascelles go for more than say Stones but I think Ashley has lost the plot myself. He'll take sub £40m for him imo. Carroll was insane money at the time (whether we should have sold or not is another debate, I still say we shouldn’t have sold him) as well. Imagine if we sold lascelles man? Jesus. It’s asking for relegation that. He doesn't give a fuck. If Lascelles pulls in £60m and he has to "loan" the club £15m to cover relegation he's a winner. Again. Times that by 4 or 5 and that might come close to covering the cost of relegation.