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Or he just lets us go down thinking we'll bounce back up yet again, spends zero money in January, sells the few decent players we have left in the summer. Profit again, maybe just maybe that gamble will backfire and we won't get straight back up. The lack of quality in our squad is evident and I wouldn't back this lot to bounce back up, especially if you sell Lascelles, Fernandez, Lejeune, Shelvey etc, the few decent saleable assets we have. Even if we bounced straight back up, it would still have cost £60-£70m in lost revenue. Selling players might cover a lot of that but then that still means the potential profit on those players are lost. He's a gambling cunt so will always willingly take the risk on relegation at the start of the season. But if he thinks we're going down in January he'll act to try to stop it, to keep the gravy train running.

A new owner won't buy us with debt unless the price reflects it. I mean it doesn't even take any real due diligence to see the debt, so nobody is going to be stupid enough to offer anything but what they think the club is worth minus debt. Also whatever he's gaining for Sports Direct now doesn't excuse his total lack of business sense here. Because he's missing out on so much more even from the perspective of someone who just wants to use NUFC to improve his other business. With even the smallest amount of ambition and sensible decision making Newcastle United could be bringing in far more money both for itself and for Sports Direct. Don't employ morons like Kinnear, Wise, Pardew ect and spend at least what the club generates. No relegations (which have cost nearly £200m), more shirt sales, better commercial deals, more TV money. That increases NUFC's revenue, Spors Direct revenue direct from shops, makes the cub a much better advertising vehicle for Sports Direct which will in turn increase Sports Direct revenue further and massively increases the value of his NUFC asset. That's what a really good business man would do. But he's just happy to scrap some money off the top like the small time chancer that he is.

There’s plenty of room in those clown’s jeans to trouser a lot more too. As much as he's a disgusting cunt who's stealing from the club, there's no chance we make £100m profit per season like, not even close with the new TV deal. Still won't sell for £300m though I agree there, unless he gets enough shit to persuade him to fuck off.

Even Brighton's own players didn't think it was a corner, all walked away when the ball went out.

WTF, they've let Brighton make a sub for Murray, but refused to let Fernandez on until another stoppage..

We definitely can't compare Ashley to the Saudi's, because Ashley has limits on his actions. What kind of shit would he be prepared to do if he didn't though?, anyone's guess. He's already happy to enslave children in countries were he can get away with it. Or actively torment tens of thousands of people by deliberately destroying something they love simply because some of them called him fat.

It is like, I mean if Ashley could get away with murder he would, only difference between the two is Ashley's a stingy small time scruff.

Hopefully they invite the cunt to the embassy..

Only hope he has is managing abroad now, no wonder he wants to remain in the EU.

It might be minimum wage for shop floor staff in the Mike Ashley sector but not in retail in general, plenty of retailers pay £9-£10 per hour for basic floor staff, and more in London. So £18-19k a year for basic customer assistants at the likes of M&S or Lidl vs £20k (or upto £20k even...) for a supervisory role at one of this cunts stores.

20k a year for a supervisory position WTF how the fuck can you survive on 20k a year in 2018 Depends how many hours, but likely full time for that money as a supervisor is fucking disgusting. Not exactly impossible to live on like, but disgusting for the job.

Other than the minor technicality he owns the club and we don't own the stores, sounds plausible. Print anti Ashley/SD shirts and organise loads of people to walk around the stores with them on

The best thing I can say about this disgusting, festering, crotch scab of a man is that because he's made me care so much less about the club the result no longer effects my life as much. Now I can watch us lose, if I even bother to watch (and I used to miss family events to watch matches) and just go "fuck it", forget about it and enjoy the night. But that's not really the aim for a Premier League club so...

Unless you’re Alan Pardew and the club is Newcastle. Haha, aye, I actually added usually when I thought of that cunt.

Aye, "Manager has our full support" usually ends in a pretty quick sacking.

The money is only his once its been put into the club, and the money wouldn't be put in by so many fans if he was being honest about what's happening to that cash. He's consistently lying about where the clubs money is going in order to keep people paying money in. Whether you consider it stealing or at the very least fraud its still very wrong and not just a case of him doing what he wants with his money.

Isnt it Sodexo who do the catering?

Yes they would, because football fans are tribal and it gets people to call in. Admittedly I don't listen to that complete fraud of a show, but I doubt they have debates on whether or not Blackpool or Bristol City are big clubs.

Not a chance we've made £100m profit since October like. No doubt there's significant profit though, just nowhere near £100m.

To say Diame isn't Premier League quality because he's only been class for us for half a season in this league but Muto is Premier League quality because you've seen him for about 90 minutes in the league is fucking mental. That's not even getting into the other people you've mention who have barely even played never mind dominated in their position for half a season.

Hopefully if we win today the fans continue to get on Ashley's back, think its important to keep it up win or lose so people don't think its a "well they're only doing it because they lost" thing.

He's always been an arsehole though despite his ability. On the pitch his game was pretty much being a extremely fast annoying little piece of shit, great when he's on your team. But not so great when he opens his mouth as a "pundit".

When he miscontrolled that ball one on one, laughable Still made some good runs so was decent I suppose.

Fucking hell, amazing the lengths to which some people go to not give this lad any real credit.

It's horrendous lack of investment that kept that disgusting donkey at the club so long. Not surprised he believes that.