Teasy

He wasn't suggesting that Flamini would come to Newcastle. He was saying that if Flamini left Arsenal then it may be more difficult to get Diaby because he may start to get a game much more often for Arsenal.

Those step overs only make one player look silly and that's Ronaldo. He's a very good player but his crazy legs act is so stupid and unnecessary.

teasy...how can i put this ? are you a simple minded mong ?.....no that would be wrong. i'm sorry! ,i'll put it this way. ashley wont get his £129mill back unless he has backed the shares some more cos he bcaked them at a bookies...he didn't buy the shares as such. You might not want to call someone simple minded when you can't even master the most basic grammar. Put it this way, I'd much rather be misinformed then have learning difficulties. As far as I read in the Sun and Mirror (the rags I referred to) he had bought shares. If that's incorrect then whatever, it doesn't really change my point, nor does it warrant that car crash of a post.

What I find funny about this whole thing is the massive deal the media have made of it. Ashley has taken a temporary loss of £129 (temporary because the stock can recover) and its on the back page of every fucking rag in the nation. Meanwhile the owner of Spuds makes a loss of £650 million and... not a fucking whisper (unless I missed the Mirror or Sun reporting this, which I doubt).

He's only 30 so I'd say he's got another two good seasons in him at least.

Firstly, Chopra wasn't worth £5 million, secondly Chopra was on a reasonably long contract (Ameobi has only one year left) and thirdly and finally Alan Smith isn't worth £3 million never mind £6 million. In short Shola isn't worth more then £1 million on his current contract, if we are receiving £5 million for him then, well that's insane business! £3 million initial fee, another £2 million to make it permanent apparently (unless its £3 million initially and a futher £5 million to make it permanent, if that was the case I might just feint).

thing is, it's a good move to get the young american players with potential OUT of the US and into the better levels of competition in england before they atrophy in the weaker US leagues. Also the best bit about it is that they'll grow up in England and will most likely end up playing for England rather then the US Newcastle get good players, England get some more good players and the US don't... win win win.

This bloke needs a good kicking, seriously.

Sorry, but that's ridiculous. It doesn't work like that. It can though, the fact is we don't need to sell him and IMO we shouldn't sell him to any other Premiership team under any circumstances (unless maybe one of them is willing to offer in the range of £15 million). Someone needs to stand up to these fuckwits eventually (the fuckwits being both agents and there idiot players). IMO he should be told that if he wants to leave he can go abroad if a club meets the full amount of his five year contract plus any signing on fee we gave him when he signed it. If he's not willing to do that then tough, he can stay. After a few months sulking he'll realise his carear is passing him by and ask to play again, its that simple, it just takes anyone at the club to have some balls..

Best player on the pitch in our game against Birmingham.. If he hadn't been playing we'd have beaten them comfortably.

Absolutely no idea what to say to that. I'd like to think that had he not played Barton and Smith that we might have beaten Bolton, Smogs, Blackburn at home, beaten Birmingham and got a draw out of Villa away. ie. 10 points better off and with a chance of sneaking a place at the death. You might like to think it but that doesn't make it true... I mean for fucks sake neither Barton or Smith even played against Bolton... Keegan was stuck with Smith for the rest of the games due to the likes of Viduka and Martins not being fit (made pretty obvious by the fact that both are starting ahead of Smith now they are fit). As for being credibly possible to finish in a European place when he arrived.. that deserves a and a

Doesn't look slow to me, he seems to have decent pace and good acceleration. If you mean he's not as decisive as he should be then yeah perhaps, but most players moving from Spain take time to adapt to the quicker English game. Considering he's played so few games I think he looks very good, if he does then adapt fully he could be an excellent player. BTW, Speeden?

I never got to see it, don't think it was shown on MOTD..

They're a club owned by a billionaire, Newcastle are a club owned by a billionaire...

Even if the match isn't called off, at the very least this is going to make it very difficult to play Football. It'll force a disjointed scrappy game, which means advantage Fulham straight away, I knew something would happen to take away my confidence in this game.

The bad weather is going to be a leveller for Fulham, that's if the match doesn't get called off in the first place.... Which would be even worse.. this is just our f****** luck this season, even mother earth wants us relegated

Is there any possibility this match won't even get going. The snow is flying down now where I am.

At the time of his appointment Keegan wasn't my first choice, but I'm still 100% behind him. He's doing his best in a run of incredibly difficult matches with a team that aren't good enough and have had there confidence shattered by that fat cunt Allardyce. With a few signings and a pre-season I'd be extremely excited to see what Keegan could achieve, we just need to stay up first.

aye its him trey cried a lot for him to Osasuna in the summer so maybe he is great I am sure there were Spanish tears in Mallorca the day Marcelino left. I am sure there were Spanish tears in Coruna the day Luque left. I am sure there were Spanish tears in Vila-real the day Enrique left. What on earth are you mentioning Enrique for?...

Jesus why can't this fat oaf just shut his idotic self promoting mouth? He's a total and utter gobshite who blames everyone but himself for his failures.

Complete bollocks, yet again trying to stir things and further distabalise the club, cunts.

Ban, I don't care if suggesting bans if a banable offence either, in this case its warranted..

I agree we aren't too good to go down. But having said that you can't compare our last nine matches with our next nine and come to any kind of conclusion on how many points we'll gain. Those two sets of matches are just far to different. Obviously I can't post fixtures to compare, so instead I'll post the cumulative points total for our opposition in our last nine Premiership matches and our next nine matches: Previous nine matches - 45 - 64 - 25 - 66 - 29 - 48 - 64 - 46 - 56 Total - 443 Next nine matches - 26 - 20 - 35 - 28 - 44 - 27 - 40 - 58 - 56 Total - 334

Isn't this negated a bit by the recent revelation of how bad the debts were following the Ashley takeover? Turning over a huge amount is impressive, but not if you have to spend almost the same amount to generate that turnover. Turnover = vanity, profit = sanity, as they say. You'd come straight back up, almost certainly. The debts were built up by paying stupid money for far too many poor players, as well as paying those players silly wages. Fee's can be made more conservative and wages will inevitably fall to a fraction of there current level were relegation to happen (Owen would f*** off and take his £100,000 a week wages with him for a start and many more would follow). The way I look at it a club that brings in more money then all but 4 or 5 teams in the league despite finishing 13th with no European Football is in a much better position to go without the money Premiership Football brings then just about any other. Remove TV rights money and prize money and our revenue would half from £80 to £46 million, remove the same from most other Premiership clubs and they'd be scraping around for coppers on the floor.. Obviously other things have to be taken into account, season ticket price drops for instance, but that would happen at any other club as well so it changes very little.