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That's a brainfart of an appointment.

I'm not saying we deserve it but that goal was never, ever offside.

Would NUFC sign me for 12m on the grounds that I'm an NUFC fan?

Crying out for a #10 and a striker I vaguely remember thinking that in the summer. Vaguely, mind.

Got to give Benitez some criticism - no need to be so negative against sides like them. The sit back and contain/counter cannot be a universal tactic. They were shite; we were shite. Special mention to Joselu; that was rank.

No coincidence that we've lost 1-0 to Huddersfield, Brighton and these on the road. Strategy is unnecessarily negative.

Perez. Can't we just move on?

Rick Sanchez

TBH I feel bad for him, really thought he could have have been a hero for us.

Shite by Merino there

Relegate back to the bench.

Absolute idiot.

Gave Pardle a year and a half.

Please just stop ruining one of the few things I genuinely love

Just sign Bernard a third time and be done with it

Anyone know why he hasn't kicked on as a first teamer at Southampton?

I wonder if Rafa did this to put a rocket up his arse about his tentative attitude to recovery

Lazaar isn't Latin Grew up in Italy Oh for real? Fair enough!

Lazaar isn't Latin

This level of heist by Wolves makes Ocean's Thirteen look like nicking a packet of crisps from the school canteen.

I thought the Ginger Pirlo nickname was a joke; but having watched him over the last three years I think it's fair to say that Pirlo could only ever aspire to be the Tanned Colback.

I hope ya flip some guy the bird, He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve, In front of the Beatles' tour bus, A Bookmobile and a Mack truck, Hauling hazardous biological waste, The light turns red you have no brakes, And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape, So you can see the look on your face, ...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, ...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, I hope your Pinto begins to spin, Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran, Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner, And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner, Perhaps even the British Royal Family, And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy, And we can't forget the newlyweds, And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead, I hope this helps to emphasize, I hope this helps to clarify, I hope you die, I hope your cellmate thinks he's God, But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob", Serving time again for abuse of a corpse, Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse, While he masturbates to photos of livestock, He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock, Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance", And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince, ...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, ...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!, I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson, And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin, And whatever happens next is all a blur, But you remember "fist" can be a verb, And when you finally regain consciousness, You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress, And the prison guard looks the other way, 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day, I hope this helps to emphasize, I hope this helps to clarify, I hope you die, ...I hope you die!.

He even looks at the referee

Worst thing about Shelvey is that he's supposed to be one of our main players this year. Some people don't handle responsibility well. Will damage trust between him and the manager, fans and other players. What a melt.

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