Elric

Even if it doesn't turn out to be 'pool (it 100% is), I'd love to see someone kick Klopp's veneers in like, fucking cunt.

I totally get the reasoned arguements over the fees for other players who went to Saudi clubs but... £30m is absolute wank, like

Aye, let's make light of child abuse for internet points, fucking weird inbred cunt. Also... forced to wear a Newcastle top... in the same way you 'forced' her to wear that god-forsaken red and white? She can hardly choose her attire herself, can she? Fucking creep

B-but shirley Clarke is worth 20-30 million, marra?

£50m is Cancelo money, FOH

Amazed that the guy who once swore on his daughter's life that a deflected goal was his would do anything other than stick around in the prem, like

Haha, what the fuck? Didn't expect this thread Already listed as an NUFC player on his Wiki

For such a big lad, Haaland has been getting bodied all night. I don't think I've seen him win a physical duel, certainly not an aerial one.

Fucking hell

Has Macca been taking elocution lessons from Dyche?

Is Stones telling him to stfu and eat his pasta there or something?

Stones with a first touch of Bill Cosby.

Getting interesting now at least. Edit: do they even enforce managers remaining in the technical area though? Inzhagi is never in his

But aye, this ref is pretty chill like

Foden's free kicks have been shite.

Inzhagi nearly at the corner flag

Haha, cheating cunt

Aye, I doubt we'll see him after half time, he's trying to push through it but the look on his face alone says he knows he's done like.

Opening up a bit now thankfully, it was boring as fuck until now.

Has Ederson taken an bung?

'Macca' man "There's nothing wrong with him..." "Ok, he maybe stamped on his ankle a little bit "