Elric

Jesse Lingard now paid £95k per week :lol:

Yikes

Gayle's second cost me £180, strange-looking cunt

Nervy 2-1. 2-0 up by half time, they get one back around the 70th minute then absolutely batter us for the remainder ?

"It hurts Robbie... it hurts... hurts... hurts... hur..." Piss off man you crying-faced little bitch

Howe getting the Woll Smoth treatment

Triple-captaining Sanchez this week lads, just letting you know in advance of his inevitable sending off for stabbing the ref, or something

12 points (-8 for subs made) with 3 left to play... probably my worst ever gameweek

Went with my Brentford supporting mate. Shelvey totally ran the show like. I counted one misplaced pass the entire game, getting towards the end, which some cunts found the nerve to moan about We controlled the game without getting out of 2nd gear tbh. For Brentford, Hogan looked static as fuck, he's their main man really. Can't remember his name but their right back looked decent. As soon as I saw Colback make a bursting forward run and play a forward pass at the end of it I told my mate his team were fucked

MAG

Brought in Adrian from the cold, figured they'd surely turn the corner and keep a clean sheet against the smogs. Nope

I've learned the hard way over the years (especially having not captained / triple captained him last season when he whacked 5 past us) that if Aguero is fit he pretty much has to be captain. Took a 12 point hit last week and this week with transfers, worked out canny well last week (ended up on 66 points) so we'll see what happens.

https://twitter.com/SimplyMitro/status/781235135488389120 For fucks sake :lol: Snapped his fucking spine :lol:

Lerl. Paedo-habourers.

"Who's your messiah n.... ahhh, fuck"

Capoue man absolute beast for relative pennies.

Captained Lukaku, hoping he's done enough to get the max bonus points. Watch Valencia bang in a hat-trick now

Still a 10 from me as well. We were never gonna go the entire season undefeated. This is a shit league. Injuries will bite other teams much harder than our squad. Disappointing result today, Rafa will ensure we bounce back though

Shaping up to be another disastrous week

Twitter as a medium is canny good like. Cunts gonna cunt, no matter where they choose to get on their soap box

Needs more love Also, it's clearly Lazaar at #1.

Make him sign for Sunderland with a "must live in Wearside" clause

Setting that transfer window alight again! Greyn with envy, marra.