Elric

"It was actually myself..." What a cunt

Two dislocated knees before Howe-ball and our medical team ?

"On 25 June 2012, Deeney was sentenced to ten months' imprisonment after pleading guilty to a charge of affray, having attacked a group of students outside a nightclub. The Guardian reported that a "30-second video clip, which was played to the court several times, clearly showed both Troy Deeney and Brennan [Deeney's friend] kicking out at the "defenceless" students, one of whom received repeated blows to the head as he lay injured" Always has been.

If ever there was a club to be relegated in the same season they competed in the Champion's League...

The thread "Joelintons (sic) Home Broken Into" on RTG sums most of them up like, vile little cunts.

Just saw that on the BBC ?

Thank you for taking this one my friend, I had toiled with typing "this would have been peak Newcastle" Obviously glad everyone is safe ?

Fuck "Marco", bitter old cunt. Aye, it was disrespectful, I'm only disappointed it wasn't moreso, fuck 'em

It'll be Man City or Liverpool away

"No one has been 'dicked down like Mia Khalifa', sahib"

Fewm when they get off that backshift and see it.

Calm doon, Salad Fingers

Hyperbole aside, I would have at least expected an apology like

6-0

Can't wait for the Lego Head rage when this is ruled a goal

Oof, could be a red for that like Edit: in years gone by that would have 100% been a red, haha. At Old Trafford, at least

Looks off that

Some ball that from Eriksen, shame that Portuguese cunt fucked it

Bewwwwww This could end up an absolute hiding like, haha

Class

Wait, teams are allowed to hang on to a 1-0 lead? Well fuck

I shouldn't joke, sorry Slept about 2 hours and check on here to fucking... Lewton winning man, ffs

Battered by a technically inferior side, who are massively up for the game and buoyed by their home crowd? Is it the 6th of Jan already?

If he doesn't want to be here, fuck him ?

Beyal