Elric

Got Mané ©, Clyne and (don't laugh) Wijnaldum playing today, right on course for an excruciating 0-1 defeat ?

Hoyed Firminho in as part of my 24-point overhaul. Captained him. Now he's fucking injured, major doubt. This game, man

loads of points from those 2 this week. Next matchday is a joke, as it stands I have 5 players to choose from. I know, just dropped 24 points worth of changes Gambling on the assumption that a lot of my league won't be making too many changes, hopefully get a few reasonably high-scoring games this coming week

Pep Pardiola, pissing about with a winning team. Still, clean sheet for Grant and Pieters

Got Aguero, Sane, Pieters and Grant playing tonight, no Sterling though . Pep pls.

Needed that Lanzini goal for the fuckers in my work league who had Cahill, Alonso and Courtois in their back four, soz

Shows how much attention I've paid Cheers, I'll hoy some of theirs in

Can't really go against captaining Kane again this week, although I was tempted by going for Deeney, based on the assumption that Southampton heads will have dropped after the cup final defeat. But yeah, game week 28 is a ridiculous nightmare

Expecting a 4-5-0 for most of the game tbh

This. Warwick Hunt

Queue a million Arsenal Fan TV videos being uploaded: "Leicester sacked Ranieri and he won them the facking LEAGUE, innit fam, blud, you get me, why can't we do that, why is everything ruined forever blud, I'm sick of it, Wenger Wenger blud fam Wenger deserve blud blud fam Wenger...." etc.

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Jesus starts

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. Or, rather, I do. Captained this cunt, watch Pep start Aguero now. 48 points with this dude left. Howay!

Welled up a little at that pic of him asleep with Defoe like. Top class from him and the club

38 with only Ibra left to play, another shit week. That was Aguero's last chance like, if Guardiola is gonna bench him I might whack Jesus in (as I'd imagine a metric fuck-tonne of other people are about to do as well). Might put Lukaku in for Ibra as well. This fucking game, man

Gonna be funny as fuck watching that neck-tatooed cunt who does the arsenal videos crying about that one later like

Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you fucking Dutch lunatic

Any tiny amount of goodwill he may have built up with the appointment of Rafa has gone for me, like. When Rafa eventually walks, which is just a matter of time, I'm done til this guy leaves. Hopefully in a casket, but we'll see.

Down to a 6 for me like, we're fragile as fuck. This fucking club, man.

Aguero dropped, fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

27 with only Ibra and Aguero left to play. Well fuck

We're fucked without this lad