Elric

Touré did nowt today, fat bastard. All the supposed 'big guns' did fuck all for me bar Mata and, to a lesser extent, Fabregas. Shite week.

bobby robson foundation i think Ah right, nice enough but just imo i think it would nicer to go to families. Should make Masterplan hand over the cheque whatever is chosen, he'd loved to do it He could just wire it. Seriously though, such a class gesture. Well done to all involved

:lol:

15 points with only Ozil, Yaya Toure and Suarez© still to play Hopefully next week the assembled strike-force of Suarez, Rooney and Aguero will be... fully operational.

That kid :lol:

Lucas or Oscar? Both, tbh Although in this particular instance, Oscar.

Shame Lucas didn't deck Oscar, dirty little cunt.

Need Suarez© and Sterling to piss on Chelsea today.

This. The amount of unnecessary panic induced by his distribution today took the fucking piss.

MOTM today, easily.

Hoddle calling the game "lacklustre" Fuck off, Jackie Stallone.

Enjoyable half.

Altidore is soooooooooo fucking shit

"Pawed (gingerly) by the hommers"? Is that what they're singing? It fucking should be.

FUCKING KOLAROV FFS, Y U NO BRING ON TROUé PEGRINI

So half my team is benched, immense

Was, is and always will be a fucking cheat Edit: Solskjaer, that is. Not Mackay

Ryan 'not that type of player' Shawcross. Hope he goes for a 50/50 with a combine harvester, cunt

Walcott (15pts) basically made up for my not-so-astute transfer spending spree (-16pts). Scraped through by the skin of my teeth in the cup, against some week one-er who had a half injured squad

Sterling! Fuck's sake

Got my remaining points hopes riding on Suarez©, Yaya Touré and Negredo. At least The Beast is off the mark

Mignolet

Still last. Shit club, shit team, shit fans, shit 'city'