Elric

...shares the same physio as Babayaro. Fucking crock, who we need to replace with a creative midfielder ASAP. One that can sustain more than 60 minutes per game. In January, preferably.

Voted Bentley, his final ball is better than the others listed.

Pattison on the bench, yet no Enrique? WTF?

1000 Vader-esque cries of "noooooooooooooooo..." when we realise we signed the wrong one

It's a trap!!11

A clear statement of intent, not to be relegated with anything less than 19 points.

Reminds me of a comedy sketch I once saw: Man - "So why do you hate Tottingham, son?" Boy - "Because they're all fucking cunts, dad." I'd love it if they crashed and burned this season

To snarl like a cunt. Which he undoubtably is. The cunt. Disregarding the above, though, no idea. Not effective enough in midfield, not lethal enough in front of goal. Hmm.

Cacapa's arms are bionic?

Not at the concept, btw. Just never heard him referred to as a "shit frail bastard" before

Feel slightly sorry for Ramage, at least Ameobi can do a job, though. Ramage, however, is to defending as a chocolate teapot is to the native peoples of the Sahara during a particularly warm summertime. During a world-wide shortage of Tea. And cups. Hopefully, if the transfer window is used to full advantage, the last time we ever have to endure his presence in the black-and-white. Same goes for Carr

From the beginning to end, reads like some fucking web-template. "Dear <select team colours>, <snippety snip> I really hope that the club wins lots of major trophies in the future; I'll be following it all from a distance, with the pride that you can only get from having been a <select team colours> and played for the home team at <Select stadium name> – a ground that every football fan must visit at least once in their life. Thank you for everything. Yours most sincerely, Your friend, <type name here>

Was about to post the exact same thing. The cunt.

Fuck me, one decent finish and suddenly he's Messi Dropped off in a massive way last season, after a great start for Cardiff. Still not good enough for the Prem IMO. Anyway, fuck him, not our player anymore.

There must come a point where the thoughts of "haha, pissing money about like that on mercenaries, cockney wankers" turns into something like "shit, wait, they actually have some decent players now...". Then you realise Curbishley is the manager, and their defence is still shit. So no

Total apathy for me over Smith. Hopefully we'll sign someone good instead

Nowt special at all, I could have scored that fucker. Messi v Mexico it was not.

And Halford did for Reading? Was about to copy+paste the above myself. Greg Halford a better signing than Geremi? Jesus fucking wept

5 million. Fucking hell mackems.gif

Some sad fuck, who phoned up at work, that I spoke to named his son Thierry Henry. Surname was Briggs or something. Up for adoption by next week tbh :'(

Brass fucking neck . Fuck off and die, Graeme

Get the fuck in. Or... err... OUT, that is. Especially you Shambles

Is Roeder lead singer for Muse??? Matt Bellamy would have been a better manager though. Few post-match tunes would have been class

On the (few) occasions I've seen him play, he's looked an absolute carthorse. Had a decent match against us, but then who hasn't this season?