Beren

Vurnon

£50m for Sterling man Effectively guarantees the bell a starting berth too. Knew football was on the path to this ridiculousness when Darren fucking Bent went for £18m or something like that.

Can see the potential for this fucking up the cup, mind you. Triple captain and full bench ffs.

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I'll sort it later tonight you eager motherfcuking beavers

Those years in Paris haven't been kind to him, like.

Need to find out kaka's team so I can steer clear of his hot picks...

My name is Giovanni Giorgo, but everybody calls me... Winegum

At the risk of Kaka'ing up the situation: This is sickening. Football is dead for good.

It'd send out a terrible message to the young players that they have at the club. It'd be 'our way or you rot in the reserves'. The next time contracts are up for renewal, the talented kids will leave for a less restrictive club. How is it extortion? He hasn't said that he'd stop playing if he didn't get a new contract. He's just said he won't be signing a new contract. How the fuck is that extortion? Why do people routinely side with rich clubs and rich owners over shit like this? It's completely baffling. Science ftw ( - if reports about him refusing to go on pre-season tour are correct).

Idiotic decision.

http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/the-5-types-of-manchester-united-fan/7137 Liverpool one is decent too.

Pure that

The hair

The screeching and screaming in the crowd when the ball goes forward ffs

We're putting in £25 bids for Mark van Bommel and Melvut Erdinc.

Well, not just that Neil, she shinned it I think. It wasn't a toe poke where that was all she could do to reach the ball and make contact, I think she ballsed up a pretty simple interception having done the hard work to get into position.

Teary eyed studio.

That was hilarious. So English.

Kets #2 ?

Abel Xavier

Bigi Smalls

If NUFC aren't in Europe, I think he means.

Fuckin mug. The guy seems super ambitious. He seems to want to be wherever there is ambition - maybe a new era is dawning - an era of change, ambition, socialism and humanitarianism at NUFC... who better to be at the helm than at such a time than Steve McClaren and Fidel Cathro.