Beren

Nice site that

Proud of Ian in the comments. live how you wanna live Ian

Giggs? http://imgur.com/F21m2Ep

"He calls me Pardew"

Just need Sissoko/Cabella to pick up a knock and we're in official tailspin mode

Been playing (and scored) with the stiffs so hopefully his fitness isn't too bad and it's not long until we see him play.

As soon as they were rid of Mr Tango, I quite liked Hull. Nice club just got better.

It's City and Chelsea, not City and Madrid that get the brunt of our criticism. We are spending this money that we have actually made due to our success and the selling power of our brand. There's a big difference in what we're doing and what they're doing. Money from success > money from oil. Maybe times are changing for us, but they won't for you. You'll still be living in the past spouting classics like "we've won it five times" and... no wait that's all you ever fucking chant. It must burn you knowing that your club attracted Lallana and Lambert with CL football, while ours attracted Falcao and Di Maria without it. As for what will happen this season, lets leave that analysis until later on in the season shall we? Haha, where's my popcorn at? I thought you got the better of him there Froggy, you were doing so well until the last line - which you didn't need - because I don't fancy your chances of finishing above Liverpool. Money from success, whilst galling in the extreme for a club like Newcastle, is infinitely better than sugar daddy money.

Hoping not this time. Barely worked last time. The league is just so fucking shit though, sadly.

Can you imagine being that thick? It's unbelievable. It's as stupefying to me as when I look to another country and see a culture where no one bats an eyelid at the subjugation of women - they are that painfully thick in their wholehearted acceptance of the club's propaganda and their willingness to eat the poisoned shit dripping out of the club into their throats. Even when directly presented with fact, with three years worth of "football"... they remain as thick as the first day they were born.

Lady in yellow

£16m agreed for Welbeck!? I don't believe it. I rate Wenger too much for this to happen.

Fuck off Kaka, man. You're absolute shite at this and we want him to do well.

Can you imagine the swathes of fucking jizzbrains who would boo him on his return to SJP? It'd be like the scene from Star Wars where they all celebrate Palpatine ending democracy.

If they really wanted to fuck him over they'd have let him rot in the reserves another season. Hope he signs for them. Would be the best window in fucking ages.

This. Hope it goes through. Can't wait to see him play again. He'll be off to a bigger club by summer if so.

Pyewa midtable me. Stoke for me like. GW4: Arsenal 2-3 Man City Chelsea 2-0 Swansea Crystal Palace 2-1 Burnley Southampton 2-0 Newcastle Stoke 0-0 Leicester Sunderland 2-1 Spurs West Brom 1-2 Everton Liverpool 4-0 Aston Villa Man Utd 1-1 QPR Hull 1-1 West Ham

No way is that Welbeck deal bona fide

On what grounds? Complete set of cunts