morpeth mag

At least he'll know Hendrick's game when he arrives

Just bringing in some extra gold reserves so we can bid again for Botman

Wait till you get to the checkout and you find the price of that loaf has gone up.

and ideally a dead pigeon too

Never heard of him..... but must be better than we have at present

Need some big CB to head in a Trippier cross.

I think that is the full backs, midfield and attack we will start with against Watford. It's a trial run for an hour before we rotate on the hour 3-0 up.

I say get both, a new LB and a new DCM (Kamara please). We need all these players sometime; so get them now.

Same suspensions, same injuries, same crowd, same grass length, same planetary alignment etc etc Or we could just do it the same way as we have done for the past 100 years or more More interesting is why Ralph and Moysee feel the need to say anything. They are making their excuses for losing long before the game takes place. We have them rattled.

Unless you change the rules on commercial deals... that's ok and totally different

We will be a better team against Watford if he plays today; unless he gets injured. A risk worth taking imo.

8am is the new 3pm. Set your alarm.

Child health issues I think.

Got to be worth £60m to hear that!

There was a hint somewhere that we are going to pay a supplement in the summer if we stay up and up to £3m if we win xxx.

Maybe the quoted figures includes add-ons for the ingoing bids?

Depends on his agent. Does the agent want a massive fee now or does he hope his player doesn't get injured before the summer?

Watford

Howe wants a beast and a ball player.

Using it to persuade Botman to sign. We want them both.

I might have believed you if you'd said mayonnaise.

Evening Standard reporting Digne's wages too high for WHU, especially given that Cresswell returns soon.

In theory it must have been approved by the EPL as being fair market value

Time for a cheeky bid for Ronaldo, mysteriously leaked to Sky. Let the mind games commence.

And suddenly we don't need a realistic transfer thread as there are only six players on the planet still out of reach.