morpeth mag

If you can't get pissed and stoned when nufc win away with a clean sheet then there is no point. Less frequent than Haley's Comet nowadays.

Wonder how the players will manage ten days sober

Brentford (h)!! For all his faults he is good in the air.

He might score today! Leeds are poor in the air and with Wood joining and JL7 in midfield we are a Trippier set piece fret.

Unless it's Athleti

May as well get shot of Howe too; we can all pick a better team. PIF can stay as they bring something I haven't got.

But the player doesn't

Loan deal or permanent deal for five months. Semantics. How much do you want to get rid manyoo?

Totally agree. Tell the players agent we are moving onto other targets if this isn't done by Friday (3pm?). Let the agent tell the player how many goals to give away in tonight's game. Wait for Seville to agree to £30m. Downgrade the offer to £20m. Buy the German / French and Dutch boys.

....and Manquillo or Lewis LWB till Gosens is fit

If we are targeting six players that may be four buys and two loans. The loans are likely to come in the last few days of the window. So we are just past half way through the window and have made two of our four buys. I know we are al keen to see reinforcements but we also need to accept that progress has been made and the real negotiations are still ahead.

Not sure I agree we you about Ritchie. Recently he has learnt to stand still and look at the ball, ignoring his man.

At least he'll know Hendrick's game when he arrives

Just bringing in some extra gold reserves so we can bid again for Botman

Wait till you get to the checkout and you find the price of that loaf has gone up.

and ideally a dead pigeon too

Never heard of him..... but must be better than we have at present

Need some big CB to head in a Trippier cross.

I think that is the full backs, midfield and attack we will start with against Watford. It's a trial run for an hour before we rotate on the hour 3-0 up.

I say get both, a new LB and a new DCM (Kamara please). We need all these players sometime; so get them now.

Same suspensions, same injuries, same crowd, same grass length, same planetary alignment etc etc Or we could just do it the same way as we have done for the past 100 years or more More interesting is why Ralph and Moysee feel the need to say anything. They are making their excuses for losing long before the game takes place. We have them rattled.

Unless you change the rules on commercial deals... that's ok and totally different

We will be a better team against Watford if he plays today; unless he gets injured. A risk worth taking imo.

8am is the new 3pm. Set your alarm.

Child health issues I think.