Disco

Heed 0-1 up at Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaffffffend

Thought he really grew into the game. Was a lot better in the second half, seemed to be popping up everywhere.

Nice one Eddie. Refused to sign Guehi, Mbuemo and Rutter and all three have already scored meanwhile we have Sean Longstaff missing open goals from about a yard out.

Surely not?

It’s just practise and game time. As he and others have said he’s a relatively late convert to FB so I’d be amazed if he didn’t keep getting better.

Played well but you’d expect so against Bernardo or similar. It’s people who run in behind or have a bit of pace and are direct he struggles against.

Unlike John Virgo who always potted it’s a shame his trickshot is missing a gaping goal abjectly.

Another solid 0/7. Easily the worst player on the field when he came on and made the whole city stink of fucking shit due to the faecal mess he smeared all over the pitch. Misses a near open goal that anyone else would have scored with their eyes closed and then gift’s Man City at least 4 or 5 chances. You’d think he was the betting addict given how much he tries to gift the opposition the win every single game without fail.

Played a lot better in the second half when he seemed to switch to the right side of the three to my untrained eyes. Was actually physically sick when ****staff came on for him.

Big Jens still a headcase

Sean Rosenthal.

Cost us the game, again. Such a shame Sir Ben Thatcher, a real player for real fans, doesn’t play anymore. Would be a treat for the eyes to see Sir Ben take care of this shitstain.

Absolutely.

Would have won easily if not for Cuntstaff, Shitphy, and Miggy the Cunt.

Absolute sitter for Cuntstaff. He really is the second worst player in the history of the game after that vile migrant Miggy “THE CUNT” Almiron.

BEWWWWWWWWWWW

Bewstaff more like

Played alright without necessarily threatening or picking the right pass when it’s been needed. Feel like they have a couple of levels to go up if needed as well. Frustrating, especially the delivery from wide.

Good job Gundy is slow as shit

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Dortmund in the mud

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‘Kin hell. Good luck to him.

Nah, Saints (scummers) v Pompey (skates) is lively old affair though.