Decky

Apparently everyone out of work are all work shy too, he has no idea. Without football he'd be on the dole or in prison himself.

@Joey7Barton What's funny is this 'if you wasn't a footballer Joey line.' If your(you're) aunts had b*llocks(you know the rest) The reason I'm successful is that I work hard. I'm more intelligent than about 97% of the British Isles. If anything football has held me back. If I wasn't a footballer I'd be still more successful than 97% of youse. Still harder working than 97% of youse. Still living life not just taking part. Some of you want to get off you arse's and take part in life. Before you know it you will be dead and know one will even know u existed.

Ranting again on Twitter

Someone has been talking to their lawyer: http://www.joeybarton.com/apologies-dietmar-hamann/

The man is a complete wanker. I bet he's raging he missed out on England and got sacked from Spurs soon after. He's perfect for QPR and it's players though, outside of seeing ourselves survive I'd love nothing more than seeing that shower go down this season.

His Caterham F1 team probably costs a minimum of £30m a year to run. Money gets divided in F1 based on how many points a team scores. The Caterham team are yet to score a single point so he's received no money there. They are also sponsored by his own Air Asia airline so there's no money there either. That's before the cost of buying the F1 team and QPR is taken into account. Add in all the players and their contracts at QPR, I don't know how he does it. Redknapp man. He'll leave them in ruins like he did other clubs.

Typical really, we sell a forward with the idea of replacing him with one particular player, who ends up fucking off somewhere else. QPR pipping us to the post makes for a great excuse on February 1st.

Chelsea 4-0 Southampton Liverpool 3-0 Norwich Man City 2-0 Fulham Newcastle 3-1 Reading Swansea 2-1 Stoke West Ham 2-1 QPR Wigan 2-0 Sunderland West Brom 3-1 Aston Villa Chelsea 2-0 Arsenal Tottenham 1-2 Man Utd Southampton 1-2 Everton

@NolbertoSolano @warrenbarton2 @DietmarHamann @Joey7Barton Btw I still quicker and better looking than you my friend ha ha ha

Next season is going to be so shit man.

Scandalous.

3-0 Newcastle

6 points in the next two games please.

Thought we'd lose, so very happy with a point going in to Reading.

What a strange TV you must have. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_10316_1357962287.png

Oh Colocciniiiiiii

We deserve to go down if we let Colo go and don't replace him properly, while also not getting the other CB we need.

If he goes I hope it's in the summer. There would be a lot of ill feeling towards him if he fucked off now mid season whenever we're in the shit. Stinks of Given leaving in the relegation season.

Aston Villa 1-1 Southampton Everton 2-1 Swansea Fulham 1-0 Wigan Norwich 2-0 Newcastle Reading 0-2 West Brom Stoke City 0-2 Chelsea Sunderland 1-1 West Ham Man Utd 3-0 Liverpool Arsenal 0-2 Man City QPR 1-2 Tottenham

Dat bulge

Pretty annoying to think about how good that was, especially now that Ba is gone. I almost forget HBA plays for us too, it seems like he has been out for ages.

Least there's a chance we can sing "we're Newcastle we're gonna win the league" again.

So this will be the 4th year in a row Messi has won this? He will probably win the next 5 as well.

Nixon ffs