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Nah, it was Wimoweh. http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-lion-sleeps-tonight-lyrics-token.html

I CONCUR WITH ZICOMAN STOP THE NOTION IS PREPOSTEROUS STOP MOTIVATED ME TO SET THIS TELEGRAM FOR IMMEDIATE UPLOAD TO CONFER SUPPORT STOP BOVINEBLUE BONE BUTTON TURNER

No point wasting all that time playing matches to collect stats. Should just get an expert to assess the league and determine where all the teams should finish.

We should just sign that Carl Handbag guy if he's better than PEA. Low Swedish prices ----> Super Profits for Mike

Eggsactly! Ova had enough of these puns. They are really getting on my zygote.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95551.msg5122050.html#msg5122050

Not that I wish to quote myself like...but its fairly f***ing obvious. His last twitter post had a message about a Blob Jelliot 'initiation' involving a Jacuzzi full of garlic butter.

Would make too much sense for all the marketing for next season (ST, new players, etc.) to feature new kits too. Don't know what players to stick in the kit for the photo shoot.

Different parents, fingerprints, DNA

Something about 14 hasty badgers named Cara with a nasty temper? Stopped reading when I got to the bit with the guy with 14 anuses and I realised I didn't know any Spanish.

Hasn't our punishment already been decided months ago though? Surely they can't punish us twice? Yeah i'm pretty sure that's right. It can't find anything about why the Wimbledon player was ineligible but i'm guessing it's different to the Sunderland case which was just an admin error. Player didn't want to admit playing for that lot?

Seems legit. That's meant to say bullshitting?

Can't believe the stick this club legend gets on here. Last game he scored more goals than the rest of the team put together. If we had 11 Shola's we would have (theoretically) won comfortably 11-2. Clearly deserves more game time and a new 5 year contract.

Not losing his top 10 bonus?

Yeah I think it does. Clearly not that simple,

Just checked my links and apparently we are linked with Kristina Rose and Tiffany Thompson.

http://i.imgur.com/jK4xxJ1.png?1 Mind there will be an increase in fan mock-ups proclaiming to be the real deals being leaked. http://i.imgur.com/oiI5fwW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/a1hrQkW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/KIxHOIT.jpg Too simple.

Aye, them disabled f***ers always taking the p*ss. Probably more worried about able bodied people getting a ticket through a disabled relative/ friend and using it to the exclusion of genuinely disabled fans.

I'd also don't know where to post it but some guy at the train station told me he was anally probed by aliens. Don't shoot the messenger, it seems legit.

Hate it when people say "AC". It is Milan and Inter. Like Liverpool and Everton. Do Italians call Everton " Everton Liverpool"? Morons here call Inter "Inter Milan". Bloody "AC". Like referring to Liverpool as "FC". :thup: Clearly talking about Andy Carroll.

Love the Super Bagles

He's certainly done a great job of taking the spotlight away from Pardew's abysmal performance last season.

Nice to see the traditional mop and pool cue on there though.

I remember the days we offered 16.8 million for Owen.