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He's done his time, football should allow him back in. But as a club, wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.

fucking class. Raylor might just be a late bloomer. The new Becks.

they gave a pen away and moaned about it

"Newcastle United defender Daryl Janmaat says he and his team-mates "fucking hate" Pardew and reckon he's a "right cunt". "

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29991354

i wish you didnt exist

nee1 gives a shit m8

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Pics?

Sorry, I'm at work. I needed something to do.

Then you should be happy with our performance yesterday. Baggio, I'm not worried put it that way. These players care and I like to see that. I've got no desire to see Bramble's, Dyers, Babayaro's or Jenas' stroll around the pitch not giving a shit and then getting arseholed in Newcastle every Saturday night. I'm happy with 4 points out of 6 and I'm really happy with Big Sam's craic in the press. Why name shite players? I'd rather see Robert walking around the like he did in his first few seasons here than all of those grafters put together. Having a midfield full of battlers doesn't interest me one bit, especially when there's no pace or movement in the team, I'm not having a go at Allardyce here and I'm happy with what he's done with the club but that performance yesterday was shite, it's what you get from a team full of grafters. Lets hope he realises his mistakes and we never have to see a trio of Butt, Geremi and Smith playing in midfield together again. Bollocks. Robert? You've got to be having a laugh. He'd turn up for one game in nine...........in the meantime he'd blaze free kicks over the bar from 40+ yards. Anyway - lets not waste time discussing this. You are clearly knee-jerking. Get a grip lad. We've never been this well off for years. PS: I wasn't intentionally naming shite players, but, if I was Robert would have been in the list. Good lord, one of the biggest influinces in turning us into a Champions League team was shite?! And you're telling me to get a grip?! Jesus Wept. You do need to Baggio. You're talking shite I'm afraid. In fact, most of your points about yesterdays performance are baseless and you're coming across as a bit of a whining twat. Oh, and as already stated, I'd have a Smith, Butt or Milner over that lazy bastard Robert EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. Because a dog couldn't win a pen in the last minute of a game nor could it draw in 3 opposition defenders to give Viduka space? Only a guess like................... Draw in 3 defenders?! He fucking fell over man! mackems.gif The defender then tried to clear it but Viduka took it off his boot and placed it in the bottom corner, you're either clutching at straws to convince yourself he's any good or you're completely fucking clueless, judging from your comment on how you would have Butt, Milner and Smith over Laurent Robert every day of the week pushes towards the latter. It's people like you that bum the dross like Smith, Milner, Butt, Taylor etc because they give 100% and get stuck in yet go home scratching your head as to the reason why we're so fucking shit, you just don't get it do you? These players are not good enough if we've got any sort of ambition as a club and would struggle to get in the teams that are challenging for the Uefa cup let alone the top 4. Clueless. Good Evening Mr Negative, You know what? I'd take Jimmy Milner over Robert EVERY day of the week. I'd take him over Gillespie too. Thats the thing about a football forum, it's about opinions and people being prepared to say what they think. The difference between you and I, is that I'm positive and constructive not a negative, whinging bastard happy to slag off any of our players at every single opportunity. Grow up you miserable little twat. & http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,46418.msg1053733.html#msg1053733

he's no mark pembridge

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/29976327

RIP

It's basically paying to watch softcore aerobics porn tbh. The exclusivity of that price buys some lookers. All spandex, flat tummies and fake titties everywhere. And that's just the guys. wait There's one that's been built about 5 minutes walk from me. No-one told me it was just a festival of sexy bitches. Fuck sake. I've been telling everyone how I will never get a gym membership ever again, and that gyms are made by the devil, and/or some form of 1985-esque human factory. I need a way to discretely go against everything I've been saying up to this point. Stat.

Mother fucker really does not like Dee Dub

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RIP Jamaica.

You're looking for the credit to Pardew but no blame club. It's two doors down, just look for the saliva covered windows. Absolutely not, he's not perfect by any means, but he's also not as bad as some people like to make out. I'm always interested to know who people think would come to the club, work within the same constraints and make a better job than Pardew has done. Tuchel, De Boer, Jemez, Moyes, Koeman (would have) take your pick from any number of coaches working under far harsher financial restrictions than poor Alan. Prob wouldn't almost relegate us. Also he is as much part of the "constraints" as Ashley is. so yeah total fallacy Where do you get the idea that Tuchel/De Boer would manage Newcastle? One is a manager of Ajax, the other is a manager that can take their pick of clubs far superior to a Sports Direct advertising franchise. These people do their research before just casually signing up for a job. Another thing that I wonder of, is that you accuse Pardew of being a Mike Ashley puppet, which I agree with, but if Pardiola gets canned, surely Ashley is just going to employ another puppet/mouthpiece? Why would Ashley want someone who will come into the club and try to succeed? All he wants is you lot in the PL drifting from 8th to 17th to advertise his tat. From what I can see, Pardew is the lump, but Ashley is the tumour, and no sqwarking about who the manager is will ever change that, and I say this as a lurker who supports a true mickey mouse football club that plays non-league. We've signed two of Ajax's better players of the last few years, including their captain, why wouldn't we be able to sign their manager? A man who has made comments about how much he respects NUFC?

he's shit

PROFIT

Hell of a game, this.

It's not inaccurate tbf

Kept him in a job though. He'll be fine with it.