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Its ridiculous to think we should be winning every header against a side like Stoke. What we needed to do was make it difficult for them and contest the header. Which we did. Aside from some sloppy work in the first ten mins and the goal, we battled really well and they created very little from their long throws.

To finally solve the Facebook debate, it looks like he deleted his old profile and set up a new one on April 8th-ish. Doesn't look like anyone was deleted!

Maybe he has a niche fetish for deleting facebook friends with his cock, and that's how he got his injury? Tbf, it could be that he just wanted to remove all the people he didn't actually know and the timing is just a coincidence.

Bonus point. Get Steven Taylor and Enrique back. START Jonas and Carroll, get Guthrie and Barton in the middle and we might, MIGHT, have a shot at staying up.

Title change?

Ok, so the wingback experiment has been the abortion we knew it would be. Change to 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 please.

Fuck off Shola. Fuck off Chris Foy. Fuck off football. This season may just have ruined football for me for life.

Wanker? Cunt? Ladyboy? Jagielka's Bitch?

Exactly right. I think Lovenkrands would be a real handful playing in that Martins position in the 4-3-1-2. IF we stay up, and IF Owen stays, we should be looking to play that system full time and therefore Lovenkrands would provide excellent cover and competition for Martins.

Schneiderlin in the middle of the park for Soton is meant to be a cracking player. Not really seeing much of it today as they're getting hammered but his touch and vision looks alright. Might be worth pilfering for a meagre sum now they're knacked.

Van Der Sar is such a poor goalkeeper. Mistake waiting to happen.

I think that'll be it for him as a Newcastle player barring injuries. He'll be gone in the summer relegated or not imo.

Harper Beye Taylor Bassong Enrique Guthrie Butt Jonas Owen Martins Carroll I don't think Colo will ever play for us again barring injuries. Part of me thinks his poor form is the main reason Wise lost his job. That team should have just about enough height to deal with them and we should be leaving Owen, Martins and Guthrie/ Jonas forward at set pieces to pin them back.

Its was our friend Alan Oliver apparently.

Such casual words about relegation and losing our top flight status worries me about some fans. I'm not trying to downplay the effects of relegation. However, plenty of other clubs have bounced straight back. The filth down the road lost the first fours games and then still won the league at a canter. Their team didn't contain the quality our squad would if we retained a the likes of Nolan, Guthrie etc. Obviously a lot depends on how we're managed at all levels if we do go down. Which I guess was my point, the jokes would neeed to step up there games big style.

I would hope we would try to keep Enrique and Bassong even if we went down. They won't be on massive wages and we could offer to let them go at the end of year if we didn't get promoted. Beye could be offered the captaincy to tempt him to stay. Lovenkrands and Xisco would be a decent forward line in the Championship and Nolan and Guthrie would be pretty dominant in the middle of the park. Any potential losses would easily be offset by sales and the save in wages associated with those sales, Martins, Owen, Viduka, Smith, Geremi, Duff, Jonas, Coloccini and Barton would save us about 25m in wages and bring in about 30m in sales. Going down would be a nightmare, but with a decent Manager and a concerted effort to keep the players who aren't draining millions and millions out the club, we should be fine to come back up.

An FA spokesman said: 'We have clarified with Phil Dowd that there was no abuse from the player after he was dismissed.' Is that a joke? Everyone saw that fuck Rooney going mental at Dowd and calling him every name under the sun. Maybe if Dowd made a bigger deal of it, twats like Rooney wouldn't get away with it.

Can't get an Italian passport. Going to join a team in Greece apparently.

Taylor on crutches in Hanna Hanna tonight. Got in here with that before my mate who saw him there could. ITK stealing of the highest order.

If that's right then i hold my hands up entirely. Kinda backs up my argument that he's two-footed, though. Yeah I guess that's the point I was making as well. He was previously one in one with his right and two in three with his left, so having a go at him seems a bit strange.

Just to clarify the point about Oba's pens and which feet he's taken them with. Reading - Scored Right foot Everton - Missed Left foot Zulte Waragem - Scored Left foot Birmingham - Scored Left foot Arsenal - Missed Right foot Not sure what that proves but there it is.

The guy is a fuckin prick of the highest order. These clever little soundbites about how shit the club is are supposed to be him showing what a strong personality in the dressing room and how experienced he is. What he should be doing is practicising his passing, something he has failed to master in 15 years at the top of the game. The guy is an absolute waste of space. One of the main reasons why we'll be relegated is his presence in midfield all season long. Getting rid of him will be the silver lining when we get relegated, thats for sure.

They've only rested Nasri, Clichy and Toure. Other than those three and those who are injured, its their strongest team.

Look at the lass at about 40 seconds. She starts taking cheeky glances at Pallisters package. Dirty cow.

I'm usually pretty positive but Fulham getting beat by Hull and Blackburn has pretty much ruined any optimism I had. I'm trying pretty hard to accept relegation so it doesn't hurt so much when the inevitable happens.