Jimburst

N-O top 25, Think this is as good as it's ever been for me like.

Gets booed once and thinks "fuck it, career over, Newcastle it is"

Top 100! Finally a good week. 80+ with De Bruyne captain being the only shit spot. Any other player...

Besides if it is a pen or not, are there many current prem players with more punch-able faces than Deulofeu?

Played well What the fuck were West Ham on though? Absolutely atrocious.

Lack of interest! I will guarantee most will be tuning in to the match in some shape or form.they won’t admit it though. Dunno where you get that from.

I remember the days when there was a battle to start the match thread first after the last game

Good lad Kaka, cheers.

Well I'd pay someone to turn down free tickets, so fucking beat that.

So what did the Bulgaria captain do at half time?

Done.

Must be thick.

That video shows how far our team has fallen in confidence and organisation. Like you say, totally different player.

He just can't be a fan, he talks with no knowledge of our history and no sentiment for our fans, it's been evident from the first moments he was here. I have to assume he's played up his connection to the club because it's in his family history and the biggest job he'll ever get. Rafa seemed to get the club more than Bruce does ffs.

Aye, he's not a fan. Absolutely no chance. He's a Man U fan.

He was gash but there's no evidence to suggest Andy Carroll isn't either.

I agree now he's found a position that works for him. As a LB he was incredibly limited. His passing is not good enough for a premier league side the amount of times he gives away possession is unreal 14th out of 19 according to the below. https://www.whoscored.com/Teams/23/Show/England-Newcastle-United Don't know what stats you're looking at, as what you have linked to states he made 39 passes at a completion of 69.2%. I could see plainly enough on Saturday where his passes were going. He's 14th out of the 19 players we have played with this season in terms of his pass completion. He is poor at passing.

Aye, surely he has someone proofreading his shite? It's embarrassing. Especially with spellcheck in literally every computer program these days.

Nice to have someone explain why his articles make me eyes bleed, cheers

Saturdays are long and filled with happiness if you forget about NUFC. Try it, matchgoers!

I went for a walk instead of following this shite. Decent walk too...would now recommend walks over watching NUFC.

Can't believe people are taking Gottlob's post seriously

Who else is injured?

Yep.