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I don’t want casual visitors of the Forum thinking we’re all completely biased and blinkered on here (more than is normal with football fans). So in fairness I’m prepared to admit that Grealish’s total ability and output is equal to that of Almiron’s right foot.

Hell no, that’s basically a firing squad death sentence

He’s too strong for football. Bet he can hold plank position on just his toes and left little finger for an hour

I can’t have that. As much as I dislike him Souness was tough and nails. Roy Keane wishes he grew up to be as tough as Souness

You not see Shearer for a decade?

But wasn’t he wearing a magic hat? Or did the hat break…

Agreed, but a bit like Spurs away, we owe Leicester one to peacock our progression

You’re totally right. If the premier league had any morals they’d have awarded us 2 goals from that passage of play. The xG was +2.04

I can relate to this. The new Newcastle has me waking up every morning like Oprah Winfrey, throwing round likes like Confetti. "You get a like, and you get a like, and you get a like, we all get a like!" He'd see the danger, snuff it out, and cooly leave again. Sven Bossman!

Just a shame it can’t be done on a school playground. That was the benefit of Shearer’s it was universal you could do it anywhere

That is beautiful. That Instagram post should be hanging in The Louvre and unidentified artistic scoundrels like Banksy should be riffing designs off it

Eddie Howe's knee-sliding muafuggers! Sliding to a Champions League tie near you in 2023!

After the highs of 6 wins in October, we'll probably now only win 1 game all month!

Almiron sneaking in the staff photo for extra glory, as if he hasn’t got enough this month!!

I fully agree with you. Just wanted to ask when will you be donating your username to Bruno’s little lad?

As a Welshman I must concur

Wilson best get tappin whilst scoring tap-ins! Callum in hushed whispers: “Kalvin, James… Jude, let me tell you about the crowd at St James’ Park. It’ll be mental in the champs leeg next year!”

I’ve been a lurker since before the days of the Hitzfeld dossier. Those were heady times!!

I love BDB, of course I do, but if I'm Southgate I'd also consider Targett. I appreciate he's not played much recently, but he's such a solid defender and adds a bit more with his passing than BDB. I appreciate he's less versatile but a specialist is often preferable to a generalist in a cup competition, where one small mistake can lead to a costly exit.

Not at all, didn't realise that would work. Thanks for the tip-off, i'm off to go do my duty...

What we don't want is to split the toon vote so that someone else sneaks in and wins. Vote Miggy.

I've voted. Can't believe Almiron's only got 1 goal of the month contender, meanwhile there's inferior versions of his goals against Villa and Everton nominated for Antony and De Bruyne. Big 6 favouratism all over the place

1. Only 1. And it’s us. Lush!

It’s a good chart that would be a bit easier to follow with a bit more purple in the colour scheme!

I can relate to how he feels. The amount of times I aim for treble 20 and land a 1 is ridiculous. If I aim for 5 I hit 20s. Maybe he should try that, aim for centre of the goal and he’ll sneak it inside the post