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That kinda behaviour can get one arrested!

I want one of these for Sandy! And Isak! And Hall! Basically one for each player except Dubravka!

Beautiful this. Made my heart flutter!

Keep until he retires for me. He’ll get plenty of minutes with Europe and going deep in the cups.

Guardiola managed Foden this way. He didn’t give him full game time for like 5 years and he’s developed great.

Botman may be able to cover for Schar

Wouldn’t using the accents of intelligent Geordies work just as well? ;-)

Squad sizes need increasing. It’s the only realistic way

Willock. If he’s said that, he’s wrong.

Where does Barnes play?

Best thing about his goal against Wolves was that it started with Pope playing out with his feet!

I love this! The level of commitment to banter reminds of the Janitor from Scrubs. Great work!

Messi was Schumacher. But Ben Arfa was Senna!

If Carsley gets the England gig full time Trafford will be an full international in a year or 2 and his value will skyrocket. PSR-tastic!

Leipzig’s problem not ours!

More like TripAvoider!

Sounds like they both have equal ability as a shot-stopper so should be a straight swap!

I’d thought it was a cricket pun. Wouldn’t expect to see the Scoop from Steve Waugh or his better, more stylish brother Mark!

Hasn’t even won a euros yet. Lamal has. This kid’s a no hoper let’s ship him on to Hearts or somewhere his level

Wood with a goal and Minteh with an assist. What’s wrong with this world?!

One of the first things that drew my attention to Lord Edward Howe was that he was doing well playing nice football in the premier league with Bournemouth, and Dan Gosling was a mainstay in his midfield. It blew my mind something so ordinary as Gosling could work in a decent team. Maybe Eddie just loves a functional midfielder!

Shearer?

“PWC on holiday” lmfao class that!!!

Quite how life has determined it fair that Jamal Lewis gets to enjoy a world class Newcastle United training and banter camp every summer whilst offering nothing of note to Newcastle throughout the next year is beyond me!