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Schmeichel is an utter cunt.

They are horrific.

We may have our issues with Villa but nothing beats an embarrassing Man Utd performance.

Emery will be fuming.

When I saw Dion Dublin on my screen, I thought that the glazers had finally decided to put it up for sale.

Could the tea lady not find her keeper gloves?

Yeah, I think what is annoying is this bizarre belief by cunts like Oliver Holt that any good Englishman would drop a dirty working class community club like Newcastle, for the chance to be treated like shit by the National Press. As someone who loves working day to day with players, Eddie Howe isn't taking the England job, especially after harping on about fully commiting to a club.

Keegan needs to actually show his face at the ground like. Just a bizarre situation where he said that he wouldn't step back into SJP while MA owned the club, but still hasn't been in the past year. He's been in the North East loads as well.

I know I've suggested this one before but I actually feel really strongly about it.... I'm not quite sure how it would work but perhaps for mental health awareness or something, we could have a big Gary Speed flag with the word TALK. What better way of using flags for good than by sending a strong message on mental health awareness to the demographic who needs it most? The day he died still sits with me and as someone's who has his own battles, I just feel its as strong a message as can be sent. I know there's a thousand good causes etc, just my feeling.

Trippier might have reccomended him.

Kane/Pickford injury please.

If I had a blank sheet: Pope Tripper Stones Burn Shaw Rice Bellingham Maddison Saka Foden Kane

NEWCASTLE AND ENGLANDS CALLUM WILSON.

He's fucking massive. I don't think the point can be stressed enough. He's fucking massive.

Great point. He's going to hate fuck Chelsea.

Fair play to Viera. He has them boring little bastards very well drilled.

Yeah it's minutes and experience. I think sub cameos will suit his confidence better.

Bless his little socks man. He's lucky he's lush.

Mitchell is a good left back mind. He's got way to much experience for a raw kid like Anderson.

Should be loaned out in January. Oddly he looks to lack confidence. Needs to feel like the big boy again. Get him a good champo club.

People turning up late. No fucker knowing where their seats where. Kids everywhere. Aye was pretty fucking horrific in there tonight.

I knew he was going to try and go down the middle. Keep read him and he fluffed it. Lesson learned Bruno lad.

Just got back. Thoughts: The game was exactly as I expected. There's a reason why i asked about pens in the pre match thread. Botmans passing between the lines is unreal. Burn was our best player first half which tells a story. Anderson isn't ready. He should be loaned out in January. Manquillo, Wood and Targett showed the areas where we still lacked depth. Shelvey was fine at passing the ball around where he lacks compared to Bruno is the movement to get back on the ball. Lascelles hates the football. Pope is mint. Couldn't really give a fuck about the performance. Good draw in the next round please.

Eddie: I was impressed with what they delivered. Steak: I'm always impressed with what's delivered.

Joe Kinnear will always be top trumps in the weird/shit manager game. Still feels like a weird dream.