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Also, just as an indicator of what's going on. Let's see who talks about the private conversation,they are about to have, first? It wont come from the Newcastle end.

He wont train. Make no mistake, he will be gone again within the hour. Its all deliberately trying to put pressure on us. He will be making it absolutely clear that he wont play for us again. If you expect positive news, you haven't been paying attention.

I 100% guarantee that we hear "Isak has reiterated is desire to leave". Hes only returning to add pressure. Don't think for a second there will be any good intentions. His agent will have instructed him.

Fairwell. Deserves credit for his performances last season. Will do well for Burnley.

Wednesday

Again, massively unfair on Bournemouth that they had a decent season and have been picked apart by the vultures. Semenyo and their gaffer will be off next season. Mind, West Ham look shite too. No matter who's in charge they always seem to play the most dull football ever.

Not to sound racist but I can't imagine Congolese news to be particularly reliable. Especially an independent twitter account.

Its actually a really good point. I wonder how much an agents fee is a factor. Have we offered his agent a bigger fee than Man Utd?

Hope has been saying this too.

Was there not a first day on tyneside video? Unless they are waiting for the lads to return.

I think we will get him. I think we've essentially put Man United in a position whereby paying for Sesko fucks the rest of their plans.

Imagine the phlegm on Merseyside every time they say Ekitike. Will need dingy on match days. Dribbling little cunts.

We started shopping in waitrose but some of the items we wanted were already taken, we are still in waitrose and theres still some quality stuff on the shelves but we can always nip to Tesco before is closes, in fact weve already reserved Ramsdale and Wissa from Tesco so we need to nip there anyway. What we dont want to do is give up entirely and stop by the eastern European mini mart on the way hope, because if we do that we'll never know if what weve bought is any good. Weve still got a large shopping list, so we need to get a wriggle on. Also, watch out for the scouse cunt that the security guard has his eyes on.

Agents are wanky. We need to learn to deal with them. By all accounts Sesko is impressed by what hes heard. Yes weve ended up down our list but what is your alternative, start from the bottom and work up?

Wish we'd just sign worse players for cheaper money so we can all get on with our lives. I promise I wont complain when lose games.

From here.

This is all going to be over very quickly.

Amazing what good work rate, a bit of pace and positivity can do. Weve actually done well to spot this lad.

Fair play, it looks like theres some good fitness work gone in. Plenty of positives but ultimately our season entirely rests on what we do in the transfer market.

Handy timing since we have 5 midfielders.

It would be mental to send that lad on loan. We aren't exactly flush with numbers and hes got a bit. Give him 12 months with our coaching.

That an ACL for the dart chucker?

Runaround Soo on. Come on.

They probably know which players need the minutes more than others.

I know you love him, so i wont labour the point too much but I really worry that his ability on the ball wont compensate for his lack of pace much longer. At the very least we need a pacey option.