Colos Short and Curlies

No great surprise - we're damaging to their brand profile

I've got to deliver one of those soon, happy to take on a bunch of underprivileged thick footballers

Vivek on now. Legend for his story

Muppet on 5 now. Probably a mackem

Need a pint, get em in

Bye bye

Looked like that was that and he's a goner from the body language there

Just very pleased to see you m'lud

Perfect time to sack him tonight games wise - Swansea is a write off and then 1 home game before an international break. Just do it fatty

What's with the scheduling this weekend? One game Sunday and one Monday night - like it's the mid 90s again. Should have had us at 1:30 today and slack off Monday, everything done over the weekend.

Good post. I've been saying for a while that you guys fully mobilised against H and G and were able to remove then. Welcome to the forum There was another fairly powerful force behind displacing G and H, like a bank pretty much forcing them to sell

Red card for Dumbet or Colback today I reckon

water and midget gems Sweet Chilli nuts and diet coke. win

Got the snacks and drink ready for a flipping stream and talk sport. Living. The. Dream

Colo doesn't get any mitigation for his part in hounding out Hatem, but he does have a small bit of leeway for sticking 2 fingers up at Pardew after the Jonas story. Must be hard for Colo to see a good friend getting shunted down to Norwich at a time when he really needed to be with familiar faces and friends - regardless on whether he was going to play, there should have been an active role available.

Where would the club stand if: They acknowledge the banners being brought in (and therefore acknoweldge the protests that will go on) Pardew gets dogs abuse (worse than Cardiff) Pardew walks claiming position is untenable and he can't work in these conditions Pardew sues club for constructive dismissal citing that they were aware of the potential atmosphere and did nothing to prevent it? Personally I can see this happening, and the case being thrown out based on Pardew contributing to the atmosphere through previous actions. Win win for us all

I would like to know this as well. Simple - its because your aim in a standoff is tequila

Well the contract would be between us, Hull and Hatem so it is feasible that the 'break' clause is on Hatem's side

Keeping us in the league means finishing above 3 of WBA, QPR, West Ham, Palace and Burnley. If we can't find someone who can get the current squad above 3 of those 5 whilst implementing a long term progression plan then we may as well give up now. (although we do seem to have such a cretin in charge now)

Yep, especially if Ben Arfa impresses for Hull. Which he will. There's already been a lot of negative reporting from websites etc on letting him go, I reckon the fact he hadn't played much since Christmas will be ignored. All good for the push out the door

Sorry state of affairs that we'd now be viewed as a step down for Agent Bruce.

M&M sports is the closest competitor to the emporium of tat in terms of product offering.

If Pardew's here until Christmas we're down. An injury to Colo and we're down An injury to Krul and we're down in the most hilarious fashion possible.

One last deluded hope... Hatem's gone down just to get the bid public but will turn it down with a massive FU to pardew as he yells I'm back mother fucker

Was watching 'Nothing to Declare' the other day and one of the guys being questioned was the spits of Fistpumps. Didn't own a single brain cell either, if it wasn't for the Aussie accent would have swore it was him