Colos Short and Curlies

Because it never gets cold in Germany

Why would Ba (or any coloured player for that matter) sign for Liverpool at the moment?

Demba Demba Demba Demba Ba Goooalllllllllllllllllllllllll! (Thundercats)

If Citeh don't win the league..... Mourinho to Citeh, Mancini to Spurs

Words he'll be saying over and over for the next 6 months or so

Ignorance no excuse in tax matters, responsibility lies with the individual - even for PAYE schemes

The transcript of the NOTW interview reads like a Joe Kinnear piece. - on that twitter link

Was it Fulham where we got gubbed at SJP under Souness where they had 4 shots and 4 goals? Also - typical that a woman got the penalty call (1st one) wrong!

Goal came from tracking back and workrate from mr Ben Arfa did it not?

On Absolute Radio again today if anyone needs non North East Radio or online radio

So how does this Eurosport malarky work with the old school sky packs? I pretty much have everything bar the sports package and kids, so hopefully will have a bit of Senagalese action this weekend!

3 line mention on .cock Why waste any more effort when the IT lads, Mike and Dekka are joining Pards on the pull later

I read it as Ben a Loon

if 20 is as old as the hills I must be a relic at 31

Nah. Their passing football will mean they score enough goals, control enough games and get enough points to survive. They're actually one or two players away from being a consistent top 10 team - a classy CB, another good CM and they'll be competing with the likes of Everton and Villa. Their problem is though (as mentioned by Neil), its their home form keeping them afloat. Their fans have also fallen into the trap of expecting results in South Wales (living down there I work with a few Jacks and the general feeling for today was a draw at worst). Once that kicks in, it only takes 2 successive poor performances and draws instead of wins, losses instead of draws, and the crowd gets tetchy and it filters to a team who have in reality been powered by momentum and a feel good factor in the area. I actually agree that they'll stay up, but if they finish 5th bottom, and stay up on the last day then its a fantasic season

First game of Swansea's fall. Think they'll stay up just, but its going to be a long second half of the season for them

Happy with a point here. One up top with Ben Arfa roaming and we'll cause problems. Go with the twin towers approach and we'll only score if one of the mif=dfield come up with a moment of genius or a set piece.

That 1 shot on target thing was bollocks - Best goal and Jonas when Paddy was awol both on target

Like anybody would dare do that to Tiote

Bloke was outed as a fake last window.E Bloke was outed as a fake last window. Works or worked for itv in the north east, a modern day Roger Thames if you like. Used to play football with him, his nickname was Wan.

Monzon and Gignac for me. Purely as they form part of my PES Newcastle team

signed a 5 yr deal in the summer didn't he?

Pretty similar tbh, would push HBA and an-other (maybe Vuckic but he needs to grow into a first team player) ahead of Cabaye so its a 4-2-1-2-1 formation. Would need the 2 behind BA to be willing to interchange sides, pull wide when needed, support the midfield when under pressure and provide a link with BA so pretty demanding positions. We reallly need to replace Simpson and play Santon, full backs are the only positions preventing us going witha variation of 4-3-3 now imo

So what happens in the games played on the 1st? Seems a bit of an unfair advantage if the cut off is the 31st Dec

Rooney's was a shinner man, if Beckfords was lucky so was Rooney's.