Colos Short and Curlies

And Berbs is likey to leave. Oh well never mind

I know a lot of companies where the staff have to pay for their uniforms. No different to me having to buy a suit or shirt and trousers. The matchday shirts get sponsored don't they - a shrewd player would get his suit sponsored also

I just go to my room to handle 'personal matters'. Suppose Barcelona is as good a place as any though

What players is that? Villa Eto'o Ribery Not forgetting Deco and Ronaldinho as well. Can't see them getting them all but who knows. Smudger as backup?

Hughes, Scolari, Allardyce or all three?

I assume thats Shorey - but £35m!!!!!

Makes a change to Spurs I suppose

Torres to ManU? Maybe if Ronaldo goes. I've heard whispers that the dippers are desperate for cash - The Alonso deal is only getting them £4m upfront. They need £20m to put down for the stadium in September and more in the winter to pay back a chunk of the Torres fee. Neithe rowner is willing to put any cash in at present. I've also heard a whisper that Fergie is tempted to try and get Torres if Ron leaves - £40m being mentioned. Would be great if it comes off to p!ss the dippers off.

Would take pennant and cash if we're going back to 4-4-2

What if you live next door to Angelina Jolie? YOu sticking your tongue out or showing us all what you would be doing to miss AJ? ;-)

Does anyone else always think that photo looks completely photoshopped? http://www.snopes.com/michaelowenfake tbh

To be replaced with 'Only one trophy in x years'

What if you live next door to Angelina Jolie?

A trophy would be nice and the Toon would be jumping for the parade. But for me its all about the memories, and playing the Keegan way or in the CL under SBR is more satisfying than winning the league cup. But then we'd need a team able to compete in the CL or which stood a good chance of winning the UEFA otherwise whats the point in entering? Might feel differently if it was the league mind.

Don't really want Taylor at RB though

Could this have been the bloke with Wise at the Central Station last week?

And how great would it be just for once to have an unknown player sign and take the league by storm

The worst sort are those who don't follow a club but like the National Team. Seems to be acceptable in Rugby, but anyone with this disposition in Football should be shot, lots

Just pulled Romania out of the work sweepstake. Come on you vampires!

there was also that time against everton (iirc) when he went in hard as nails and got wiped out, then wandered about trying to play on as his teeth were falling out and that swings and roundabouts anyone watch much of him at west ham? wonder how he's getting on... Was against Arsenal iirc

Not that I have the inclination to do so, but if one wished to put up a 'dream' fixture list before June 16th would that be allowed? or have the FA copyrighted every possible combination of Premier League games?

Chelsea next!

Carver ftw!

Roughly translates as: 'The idiots on this forum do not realise that we have been sent from Spurs with the sole aim of stealing their ideas. I also love you my brother like my wife'.

There are no news. If there is anything new, I will post it here! FYP Stop the text-speak. Fixed Your Post Stop the text-speak Fixed your post. Stop the abbreviations. Didn't know abbreviations were against the rule tbh