Colos Short and Curlies

What the feck is that on Hansens chin/jaw. Blatently trying to get one over Rafa there

Could be worse, we could be Derby

We've had Diego Gavilan here already, didn't work out - but gave me my nickname on football tops all through Uni

Need an early goal. Then could see us getting 3 or 4. if its nil nil at half time I would be ecstatic with a on nil at full time

I don't know about the first comment The Les, Ginola, Barton, Shaka summer was pretty special too. Certainly the best post Keegan though

Just to put the defense into perspective. At least once last season we lined up Nobby - Ramage - Bramble - Hunty Our strongest 4 were Nobby - Taylor - Bramble - Carr/Babs The strongest player was Taylor, who now isn't guaranteed a start. Happy days

I bet the lasses are hanging around with him due to his striking looks, stunning wit and £2bn

Whitey had a haircut for tonight!

See ya, with a bit of luck you'll come up against Hunty next season (nothing personal to Nobby like)

You're also crap at spelling. I'm an accountant, I do numbers!

I've already told you that we've submitted the Beye paperwork (even though no one believed me!) Needs the FA ratification - look how long the Diop deal took to officially confirm after it was 'announced' as comlpete on the beeb

you're You obviously get little kicks out of that!, What a sad life! the "What" doesn't need a capital letter. Doe an exclamation mark not end a sentance? (crap at grammer stuff)

'SOZ 2 WAKE U, SIGNED BEYE N FAYE LOL' 'In Blu Bamboo, off me tits. Wheyyyy. Morty, get us another WKD in'

Watched the best goals from 06/07 on ESPN earlier. Some right crackers in there

4 years 0% finance on the new Corsa. Thats not a bad offer tbf 30% deposit though, and it's still a Vauxhall. Didnt it get car of the year ? So did the Seat Ibiza a few years ago, I drive one and its shit (had a Corsa before that aswell)

4 years 0% finance on the new Corsa. Thats not a bad offer tbf

God almighty, I was partaking in a bit of gentle ribbing. Chill man

There's so much wrong with that post I don't know where to begin. So I won't. I'll start you off Dave. 1. Edgar isnt a left back.... 2. Huntington is spelt incorrectly 3. Recognising is spelt wrong 4. The first sentance should start 'I' 5. .......................................

Seeing the way ashley does his 'city' dealings maybe he just wont announce them at all and the first we will knwo is when they make their debuts

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. Anything on Faye? aint said anything, just that we've sent our final confirmation fax to Marseille and the FA Still find it funny that a fax machine is still used for these things Still use them in hospital too where I work. f****** mental tbh. use them at my place of work for swapping shifts etc. would be fun if the official fax to the FA consisted "beye is now an nufc player, cheers" If anyone could get hold of said fax number you could feck up a load of late deals by ringing it constantly between half 11 and 12 tonight

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. If this doesn't come through, admin will delete the final 't' from your username. Not bad for you. Bit harsh anyway, my first attempt at this ITK business!

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. Anything on Faye? aint said anything, just that we've sent our final confirmation fax to Marseille and the FA Still find it funny that a fax machine is still used for these things

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. Anything on Faye? aint said anything, just that we've sent our final confirmation fax to Marseille and the FA

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club.