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Anyone catch Ant and Dec's little dig on tonight's IACGMOOH? Dec moaning that he couldn't watch the football, Ant replied you lucky thing followed by a repetition of 'There's no plan B'. So there we have it, a blind man can see how poor we are

Someone needs to tell Luke that whilst Bruce wants to sign players, no fan wants to sign the players he is looking at

Or they are bluffing

Well he didn't quite have it ALL. Shit penalty taker

If Amanda Staveley popped onto the forum saying looking good boys half the forum would collapse with their tongues out and schlong in hand

Never dream. What an inspirational speech. If only MLK said I don’t have a dream instead... It would certainly have been better if Westlife didn't have a dream

Pav and Shaka were perfectly fine keepers, rarely conceding goals that they 'should' have been saving. However they also rarely put in performances where they were pulling out saves that they shouldn't be making, and that in a few games that season could have made all the difference. 5 of our 8 defeats were by 1 goal with a further 6 draws (4 being 1-1) I'm not sure Martyn would have made that much of a difference, but a Flowers or Seaman probably win us the league.

I like Wilson and reckon he will score a decent number for us, but I'd take Rondon back any day

Bruce taken over the reserves then

I'm going to stick with it being Ollie Ashley until it's proven otherwise

Just going to drop this bit in about his son.. Son Ollie, 28, appears to be the creative of the family, and isn't one who inherited his family's business acumen. Instead he is a DJ, going under the moniker DJ Exotica, and has played for the Saudi royal family in Dubai.

Not a chance Rexy doesn't throw one in. 1-4

If the courts rule that the information is necessary to the process and is according to the law that is a Saudi problem, not PL. I hope and believe PCP/PIF and Ashley have a strong case, but there can not be one set of rules for sovereign funds and a different for private investors. They'd also look at the timeline and if (as we have been led to believe) everything was going well then all of a sudden pressure is applied leading to this information need then the anti-competition bit kicks in

They're stuck in North Wales, bored out of their brains hence tweeting

We're fucked then

In all seriousness, do we actually think Penn is Luke Edwards, then? But hasnt this forum called Charnley Penfold before? Not that I can see thumbhead being able to type, but.......

Has someone hacked Mike Ashley?

When we signed Shearer he was easily in the top 3 strikers in the world. You can easily equate him to the Mbappe fee, maybe not quite Neymar due to his image rights but certainly north of £150m

How big is his family if that is for 2 meals?

It would be so heavily commercialised that it would make the Champions League's presentation look like a GCSE project. Sponsors printed on the pitch, substitution sponsors, goal music. It would be unwatchable as a sport

Two right, their all a bunch of dickheads. A apostrophe in dickhead's would of made that perfect

Insert grammar joke here. Please insert you're next gig date here, unless its already sold out? But judging by the interaction with the above, I'm guessing it's in a phone box so we're both good, I'll bring the snacks. I'll do it for him. your. too spaces between the comma and its but only one between comma and yeah. Consistency. Two Two.

Insert grammar joke here. Please insert you're next gig date here, unless its already sold out? But judging by the interaction with the above, I'm guessing it's in a phone box so we're both good, I'll bring the snacks. I'll do it for him. your. too spaces between the comma and its but only one between comma and yeah. Consistency.

I'm dusting down the old CV, they'll need a new Finance Director / Tea Boy

I'd have almost as much respect for him if that is a wind up vs if he'd actually mediated a solution alrwadh