Colos Short and Curlies

Could well be the lack of stress, I know I appear to have a bit less salt and bit more pepper when I'm free of stress

People are not that stupid ffs. Enough are for them to get on Talksport or 606 and the media run with it from there

I hear they have been bought by a Chinese business man. Lee Gwon

Pot farm at SJP? Rafa's warchest for the summer

And getting around £4m for Perez

ah,,,wut Aye wont be us, but it is (albeit before any summer activity) looking like a season where a Wolves or similar team can get very close to the top 4 simply as there is a bit of turmoil on the horizon at more than just a couple of the usual suspects

Spurs maybe to replace Llorente?

https://www.football365.com/news/five-reasons-mbappe-should-absolutely-join-newcastle

"Some dorty fooker sent sexy pics of Sonia's beef curtains to me.. for that reason Im in."

عزيزي الشيخ خالد ، أنا أعرف ناد للتعري حيث تسمح لك الفتيات بالبصق على المهبل. اكتب مرة أخرى لمزيد من المعلومات. خاصة بك، الأقسام Pray tell where one would find such a place. Asking for a friend

Wasn't his reasoning that he wanted to experience a new league? Can only see him in Spain or Italy if he leaves this summer

I literally cannot imagine a less rafa player than him He'd fit a Rafa team fine, his workrate is seriously underrated when he's motivated

Left Back, on a free. Seems to fit

Getting ready for MA's third thread. Hopefully the last one

Big difference between £350 mil and £2 billion though

Have any other mega takeovers happened so early in preseason? If it is real then we've got a full summer of fun ahead, even Man City fans only got deadline day in the first year

The problem with the outs is that apart from the ones we'd rather keep hold of, where is the market to sell? Gayle we should be able to sell at market value but I don't see who pays for the remainder. Joselu - £1m-£2m if we are lucky Murphy - more likely to get a loan or sell for £8m than getting double figures for him Hayden - will have teams after him, but £20m? Can't see it despite his fine second half of the season Yedlin or Manquillo - Championship/abroad but for a relatively low fee Shelvey - I'd keep but he only fits a few clubs and I don't see a top half team being in for him so £15m-£20m tops I'd happily swap Gayle and Murphy for Rondon and Abraham - probably a £10m outlay on top from us to do this which then leaves £40m + sales to cover a couple of full backs, a winger (James at £15m wouldn't be the worst idea ever) and at least 2 centre midfielders. Doable I suppose, but we're going abroad to make it happen

Midfield has to be priority after keeping Rondon (assuming Perez stays). If Schar is our 3rd top scorer and Clark 4th then we have a serious issue in the middle third.

Must be faked, Andy Cole is smiling

Fingers crossed they hold on, really wasn't looking forward to having to choose between spurs and Liverpool in the final. Ajax all the way now

Fumaca. Geremi had enough half decent games to not be on the list, even Smith had a couple of performances in the championship. Maric based on expectation would be a shout (as always I can only reference the premier league era with any sort of memory) along with Duff and pre-overhead kick Nicky Butt

Rondon for me, his direct and indirect impact on games has been the difference in staying up and going down Schar's had great spells, as has Perez. Longstaff was great for the entire time he played, but unfortunately this was too short a period. Dubravka has generally been solid but had an iffy few weeks Haydon probably comes closest to Rondon for me, but again only half a season

He's good aye, bit of an all-round midfielder. Did cost a canny bit from Lille like, £15+ million iirc. Must be nice. No it was definitely Lille

No less contact on Sokratis there as there was on Fabinho, yellow card for diving

I get that TAA shouldn't have been sent off, even if I think the rule is wrong, but should Fabinho now serve a ban for successful deception? And under the letter of the rules should Milner have had 2 yellows instead of one?