Colos Short and Curlies

Rafa walks in 'right then who's been saying it was more fun under Bruce? There's the door'

Rather have Les teaching our forwards how to head a ball

I've got a chance to get my 1 and 2 year olds to support us now! (well give it a year or 2 until they understand)

This. The first thing I’d do, on my very first day, at 9am, is call that disgusting fat twat into the office and give him his P45. Stick with him and there’s not a shred of doubt that we’ll be scraping to safety. The players won’t play for him as they’ll know he’s on the way out one way or another in a few weeks anyway. I'd make Charney do it, then immediately fire hlm

I remember being linked with Baggio, those were the days

On the KK days, it wasn't just match day but the Friday and Monday as well. A personal anecdote was that we had a RE lesson every other Monday and Friday - Catholic school so taken seriously on the whole and taught by a priest. A good 3/4 of the lesson s were dedicated to the weekend's game. We are a tanker, it may take a little while to turn around but the momentum that is built when club and city are aligned is something else. Trophies won won't really matter (lets be honest our tag of not having won anything since the 60s will just be replaced by buying silverware in the press anyway) but the ride for people will be like no other

The irony if Rafa turns Joelinton into Torres v2

Rafa, if for nothing other than the folding of his glasses after each sweet victory

So we're all in agreement that we should cancel this season now and next season is all that matters now?

Crispy, dry fried, grilled Thick cut, smoked? Many ways to experiment with your bacon

How's the bacon taste this morning Stevie boy?

Somebody is lending someone else some money that is secured against some unknown asset. The names on the charge are those named in the takeover. Anything else is speculation but my bath is running

Great goals that never were Rob Lee v Brentford Alan Smith overhead kick from the halfway line off the crossbar. Matt Ritchie vs Burton

Cancel the season, Ashley sells and Bruce technically never managed us. seems a good outcome

Guess Colback is sticking round a bit longer I can't see that being legally binding - there will be someone out there who has signed a pre-contract with a hefty pay rise in it who will challenge it

Always wore whit socks in goal Pav style Before that, as my surname is a different spelling of Dave Beasant I decided to be a 'Keeper

Aside from this being bollocks, theoretically investing in a premier league club now could be seen to be one of the safest bets going. The rest of the world is going to ruin, but Premier League revenues will continue to rise

Bloody typical if it happens when we can't go to the pub to celebrate

And if we can't finish before next season's European competition starts? As above, either Uefa make the decision for the FA with the schedule for next season or every league agrees to the same delayed schedule

Only if every other league does the same

We got in through the back door a few times but the key difference is that the previous board looked for any route in, the current one look for any excuse to avoid it

Could it be that it's actually UEFA who decide what happens to the season? If they plough on with Champions League as normal next season then surely the decision on whether to extend our season or not is made for us?

Plane watch will be a bit boring for this one

I'm personally looking forward to Andy Townsend's retirement. You can just tell he'll be a class co-commentator. I've got a great idea - stick him outside the studio, maybe in a truck, discussing tactics around the game

Just had a look at the results from when Pav took over from Shaka and can only really see the City game and the Liverpool game where you'd say that Flowers would probably have resulted in more points. So yes probably enough to grab the title but by no means a given.