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Diameesq

Time to bring out the championsleagueometer for 2017/18

Honestly thought the ref wasn't giving that for a few seconds

Or from a thow-in. Which makes the AR's decision fun when there might have been a flick on from the throw, but also might have gone directly to the player in OSP. Would that not be the same as in open play if the player was inside when a ball is played forward but offside once it hits a teammate on the way through?

Indeed, Rafa out!! In fact if Paul Dummett's pass completion rate doesn't exceed 5% then I will be disappointed. I know I am setting him a high benchmark but if you don't stretch you'll never reach Go crazy - I demand a PD one touch pass or cross

We 'scored' a pen rebound off the post away to Bilbao in our return to Europe season, think we were knocked out on away goals as well. The goal frame is like corner flags and officials in that they are neutral elements to the pitch where you just have to lump it if the ball rebounds off them

Was at the game today, he played really well. Stokes penalty is orbiting the moon tonight

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So match stats are even more misleading than I thought. That's missing blocked by own player

Lucky for the ref that Mitro wasn't on the pitch for the pen

Torres is available on a free isn't he? If funds do get stretched could be worth a stopgap move.

I was at Villa Park today and the defending all round was shite. Comical second goal came from a free kick for an absolute cruncher on Neil Taylor ironically. Villa fans did a minutes applause on 3 minutes - I think for support for Taylor. Lansbury is an absolute tart

For a #10 I'd have a look at Sigurdsson should Swansea drop

Clark out? If so got to be The Chancellor slotting in. Hanley and Lascelles just don't seem like a good fit together. Can't put my finger on why, just don't see them working

Geordie Shore

Watching Gayles goal, man that Coleman needs to learn how to head a ball

3 nil up and a red on 89 mins would be perfect

Stick a dominant defensive midfielder in and I think we would have less need to invest on centrebacks. The left side needs work and money spent on it as do the number 10 and striker positions - I like Gayle but he needs competition. Goals keep you up and we know that Raf will have a well organised team that wont be dominated in many games - especially outside the top 4 teams. I'd be tempted to loan Mitro to a German team if we can get a good replacement. Give him a season in a decent league to see how he develops.

I dont know about that. I see it as we had 2 injured keepers on the books and Krul was the one who we could loan out for a year more easily to get the wages off the books. It also gave him the opportunity for game time - somethng which Elliott has not had with him staying. Its all down to how strong Krul finishes the season, if he doesn't recover form he'll be off, if he does then I can see him back and fighting with Darlow and another

I reckon he meant it.

Actually I trust Darlow a lot more when the pressure is on and he is being constantly called into action than I do when he hasn't had a lot to do for 10 minutes or so.

Everton would be the ones I would be wary about Could see City putting a higher value for a sale to Liverpool and the Rafa fact should see of West Ham

Krul to Chelsea, Begovic to us. Replacement sorted

I'd go for Hart personally. Can't see City wanting stupid money for him and they are more likely to want to sell to us than say Liverpool.

..but how many games were defeats...?? We've lost one match this year in the league and look at some of the overreaction. Remind me how many times we have come from behind to get points this season... Three. Twice in the last three games. ...and to get THREE points..?? Once