Colos Short and Curlies

I feel like this has been said about a number of our January bargain basement moves under Ashley

Looks like the number 2 in any ITV detective series

too harsh. We can't buy a win ffs. I know Bruce looks like a vulnerable owld biddy but I'm sick of being made to feel like I should treat him like one. Here we go, typical Geordies expecting too much again. A win!? A fucking win? Be happy if you can get a shot on target, you scumbag. A goal and you should be celebrating like WW2 just ended. Typical Geordies wanting too much - a shot. On target? A throw in to our own player first please

Won't last the night. Rafa in by Wednesday

Other than against City of course

No, it's just an annual filing requirement. It is, however if the takeover was dead in the water then you would expect the company to close. So (and its still clutching a little) the fact that it's still being kept live suggests mileage that once the legal case(s) are through the parties will be back

Aye, he's packed on the muscle. Going to be in the Royal Rumble (according to the Sun)

Was it at Newport? Blowing a gale down here last night so possible

Feels like he has everything he wants at Leicester, why would he jump ship? The name. Leicester are a fine team no doubt about it, but Chelsea are a bigger name to manage and realistically he would have more chance of adding a Champions League (or even a Premier League title) to his CV there

I didn't realise how far ahead the 2 Manchester clubs were at the end, reckon Keegan may have snuck 3rd though.

Aye he could strike a ball but for sheer power I'd still say Robert. Robert certainly if you were combining power/accuracy. For sheer power, and accuracy for that matter I don't think there are many strikes out there that could top Martins against Spurs. Absolute rocket. Tony Yeboah runs it close

Really should have included him knocking Bernard into the middle of next week. When you look at that, the potential freekick takers in those squads Robert Solano Shearer Speed Now who do we have? Really shouldn't put myself watching these nostalgia videos

Maybe Leeds were right after all... Shame, Carney had us nailed in the Brentford game, reverted to the script there

Another Welsh town. Pardews run had 19 points from 24 games - .79 points per game Brucie has us on 12 from 16 - .75 per game

Could it be Mimms's alter-ego? Here for revenge

Has anyone else noticed a slight shift in the media with a few higher profile people coming out against the view that we demand Champions League football and just want a team that is the best it can be? Sven is the latest (always like Monty Burns)

Not so sure, the advance bits that CH would show have been done already - new companies etc. There will be a leak on how arbitration / legal cases are going or if they manage to keep a lid on it then it will be confirmation of the outcome of said matters.

Fish quotas

False drawings

If there was no challenge we'll hear on Monday. Otherwise we'll hear by the end of the month. Would fit in with HTT’s claim.... Or someone else has worked out the sames timeline and HTT is gong off that rather than proper intel. But in HTT we trust (in the absence/never existence of Mimms)

I like the idea of MBS sitting in front of Champ Man picking our targets or playing with a Subbuteo set tinkering with formations and deciding on whether Hendrick or Almiron should be starting

ASM or Almerion obviously

I have a feeling Sturridge will be our freebie striker signing this month, might get 30 mins out of him before the end of the season

He even signposted it through the week with his 'hard place to go, they are a good team' comments. The Sheff Utd players would have been building up knowing that we were going to be a limp biscuit.

I blew a load of Clubcard points on Now credit before they took the offer away, I'm not wasting free credit on this shite