Colos Short and Curlies

Definitely played the ball(s) there

Probably a consortium of all the take aways in Newcastle. Still, I'd be willing to contribute with a sweet and sour chicken balls every Saturday

We'll have a horrid November where we play last seasons top 5 and then 3 of the top 5 again an April. Southampton away first, Huddersfield away Boxing Day, Everton home last game

And food

I hope they stay up - at the expense of Palace

No one outside the top 7 likely to finish with a positive goal difference this season

So whilst the 'refereeing' in the Forest game ultimately had no impact on where we finished, it did send Blackburn down.

Still think there is room for 1 maverick in Rafas team. Free role number 10

Whatever it takes. Mini Mike will be giving lap dances for a fiver. Or just not laying over VAT and PAYE to HMRC

I hope to Christ we do upgrade Yedlin. He's decent going forward but his defending is way below Premiership standard. He'll get eaten alive. Seemed to do fine at Sunderland. I didn't see much of him in the Premiership, but I suspect he ended up in the Championship for a reason. I just think he gives his opponent far too much time and space to get their cross in. His positioning looks wrong. You could say the same of Ritchie and Gayle re being in the Championship. Both of those will be fine next season

Yup, I now hope that the garage had fucked up their delivery and the unleaded was actually diesel after all

Too much to ask for a Mitro goal to round it all off?

'Jack Colback committing foul after foul' Not heard that before

Hope they struggle next season. Hope all their fans put unleaded in their diesel cars

Every year I think.

Is that 99 goals for the season in league and cup? That would be annoying, especially after Burton

In Barclays HQ our 90s championship winning team share the wall of fame with all of the premier league winners. It definitely counts.

Palace have Hull next. Could easily be in the bottom 3 at kick off on the last day

Once upon a time he was a very highly regarded coach. Shit manager though

I'd have grabbed that with both hands before the game, but feel robbed now due to that penalty. See you staying up at Palaces expense. Palace have the 2 Manchester clubs + Hull, from memory swansea have Everton, West Brom and Sunderland to play. If anyone wants to get me free tickets I'm 2 wins from 2 games at the Liberty and happy to be a lucky charm!

Aim higher Imo. Worth considering that Kodak's fee is potentially £15m and he's done nothing this season to suggest villa would accept less. Got to give him time to develop Reading back my post is horribly written! Villa potentially need to pay Bristol City £15m for Kodja. He's had a decent season. Can't see why Villa would sell him for less than £15m Is what I was trying to say! Edit and just noticed the Kodak comment. Duh

Aim higher Imo. Worth considering that Kodak's fee is potentially £15m and he's done nothing this season to suggest villa would accept less. Is he really worth 3x what Atsu would?

I'd keep him and bring in Shearer over pre season to work with him on shooting. It's going to cost big money to get better and we need surgery in too many areas to not look at where existing players can improve and then seek solutions to aid that

Good fun this second half. Questionable quality but good fun

Now we go 2 up top?