Colos Short and Curlies

2002/03 league cup was Rooney vs Chopra wasn't it? Only one winner there unfortunately

you could legally sack him on the basis of the audio. More than enough there for misconduct most clubs would do the same here, suspend him but keep the contract and registration in place as it has a value should he be found not guilty in court

Closer to the relegation spots than play offs as it stands

Flanners was a real pretty lass before getting work done. thick as 2 short planks like

Bit unfair for his thread not to be bumped for his goal. Happens for everyone else

It’s becoming a habit!

Never mind the Everton fans, the majority of Man U fans need to get back to Surrey

that’s a fucking awesome first 11

This has the potential to be one of those games that fall flat after an event but I’ve got a feeling in my water that come 5pm tomorrow we are going to be drooling over a special performance. Wilson with a treble, Bruno with one, ditto Miggy and Botmans first for the club

As good as it’s initials? best selling Brazilian aftershave 1983 - 1989

I'd start him with the aim of getting 45-60 minutes in his legs.

How does Wilson become such an unattractive female

It would be great if we could get a left footed free kick taker as well. Just imagine Trips, Maddison and the lefty equivalent lining one up. Keeper wouldn't know where to start. If I'm being greedy make it a Robert so we have a power option to counter the precision from the right

bad hamstring injury on Boxing Day. Records remain intact. who am I kidding, he will already have the record for most goals in a season by then.

Didn’t Liverpool sign Suarez 18 months after he left us for Man U? Pretty sure his knee injury and Torres signing didn’t align either, although I may be getting mixed up with the metatarsal or one of many hamstring injuries So sorry Little man, but Torres and Suarez didn’t stop you going back, being a little short cunt did that

Most managers last less than 2 years so have very few employment rights anyway!

Put ASM on the other wing (or Isak) and we have 2 wide men that teams can't afford to double/tripple up on as we can just switch the play. Miggy may never be the most prolific but the way the team works with him puts a threat down that wing

Why is it obvious? They are having a real transitional season and unless they spend big on the midfield in January they will continue to effectively play to Klopp's style this year, of course they have individual talent but that team is a 6-8 placed team this year. I'd say City, Arsenal and Spurs are pretty much nailed on for top 4, its really down to Chelsea and Liverpool as to whether the door is open for one of us, Man U or Brighton to sneak in as well. There is an opportunity this season to take advantage and at least get 6th and a chance of Europe (likely the cups go to one of the top 4 again). Next year will be more difficult

Better player and better goatee than his best mate

Wilson plays we win. think this will be a decent margin win

Miggy really doesn’t suit tattoos mind. He’s an excitable little kid, shouldn’t have the ink

The blow is that he will only miss one game

jose wore a Matalan coat

it’s like they’ve brought in a full stand of cardboard cutouts instead of selling tickets to fans

i love Miggy but he ain’t pinging a free kick in from 20 yards or rising like a salmon to head in a corner