Yorkie

Got 11 Active Zone Minutes from my sofa watching that before I decided to take the FitBit off.

Those 11 players are something else man. What a week.

Absolutely UNREAL tonight

Sensational.

Nine mins, sigh.

Aye, that's another shoulder dislocation..Good grief.

Schar probably needs to chill the fuck oot.

Miggy's been sensational until the final ball/shot. Farcical how often he forces a promising situation out of a lost cause, the bloke never stops.

As good as we've been, we're now relying on them to continue being shite for another 45. Nee way these lads can keep up the intensity, especially now we're going up the hill. Word for Trippier; he's been fucking amazing. A blip aside he's been stupidly good this season.

Crazy amounts of composure, discipline and quality for someone so young. Already desperate for him to slam one in, imagine the scenes.

We've been absolutely brilliant but can't score.

Gawd our finishing tonight.

Oh WF, you beauties.

Damien Spellman I think? Regular in the pressers. Not really sure why the likes of him and Andy Laughs At His Own Jokes Sixsmith turn up on NUFCTV. Guess our media team, like everything else, is just bare bones.

Wum.

Also this what game?

Its definitely unwatchable but that's nowt to do with the weather.

Sure am. Gonna sniff Leon Osman.

Rapid and quick feet. Looks very promising there; no mugs he's up against either.

Go on, I can't resist... I'm sure knocking about in the Saudi league is just a taxing on his paper towel hamstrings as the Prem.

"I'm itching to go back in, not necessarily as a manager. I wouldn't mind helping a young manager, helping a club in any way. "I'd like to think that after 46 years, if someone asked me a question about football, I'd be able to answer it. "I'd like to get back involved in some capacity. If it's management, great. If it's not, that's also fine. "Maybe consultancy, something along those lines. That sporting director role rings a nice bell for me. I think that would be a nice gig." More deluded than ever.

Let's just not speculate about this, lads, cheers. Simpler that way.

Just remembered that incredible shout of his not to stick a leg out when that shot flashed across goal. Superb levels of concentration.

The eight minutes were a fucking joke. The odd bit of dawdling hardly justified that. Until what time of night would they have been playing had there actually been a few stoppages? Joke.