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Indeed. Staggering and incredibly depressing if true. What it needs is reducing. I've assumed this is the end game all along. It'll be the most lucrative advertising space the sport has ever known; it doesn't get better than during the game and specifically during a moment when you can't take your eyes away. It's only getting worse, this shit.

Nice one.

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I'll never forgive myself if I've allowed myself to be whooshed by TBG, but I don't think away fans are entering the members' ballot (they're, presumably, buying them off members/touts)...

Funny what a big win does, cos I'm feeling far more optimistic about this now than I was before the weekend. It's possible that Dortmund just had our number; it's not beyond the realms of possibility that we've got PSG's. We did batter them.

Don't think Postecoglou could look less inspiring stood on the touchline there if he tried. Villa are really good. Think they've definitely got a shot at 4th.

Yeah, you don't even have to hit it that cleanly. Touch finish. No time to react.

Cos if it had been offside it would have been a very clear and very obvious inch. ?

Absolutely beautiful tekkers on that free-kick.

Totally. You'd pinch his cheeks if he had any.

The movement was absolutely top notch as well. Brilliant contribution for our opener too, making something out of that nothing cross.

Think it would be outrageous if they were to sack him, assuming he's not the mastermind behind their recruitment. They've got some really promising players but most of their signings have been - in today's market - cheap punts, and he's done a hell of a job making them so competitive.

I know there was an error but the third goal was just brilliant like - incredible intensity. Get em on the ropes and just keep going, finish em off. Spurs and Brighton last season springing to mind. Not for the first time since Howe arrived, I all but missed a goal because I was still updating the OP details for the previous one.

What it's all about.

Chelsea were absolutely shite like. Expected a lot more from them, despite not fully believing in their so called resurgence. Our second goal, which was obviously pivotal, came following the third almost identical foul on our right. Incidentally it was kinda ironic that the goal actually came from the one Tripps decided to play short. But such a lack of discipline from the Chewce. I'm still preparing myself to be fuming that they'll come through all their turbulence relatively unscathed, but I'll enjoy them looking broken while it lasts. Such an unimpressive team for all the money they've spent.

Needless whinge but that commentator is yet another one that really annoys me. Goes on forever in big moments with that irritating high pitched screeching.

Do you post from the touchline btw? First every time with the goals.

Was just coming to say the same; he's got a really distinctive technique the way he attacks headers. It's the massive shoulders or something. Great finish from an absolute worldie of a cross. Millimetre perfect.

It was class. Angry as fuck. We'll probably be saying it forever but if he could just get some consistency in front of goal... But we know he never will. Still, gerrin Big Jer.

Captained Bowen. Viced Gordon. Six points in total from my defence and goalie, like.

A brilliant and really important win because the remaining fit players will be on their arses by new year. Was crucial we got three points here and we were emphatic with it, get in. Love these lads so much.