ScottishMagpie

Does he still think he's working under big mike's instructions that last place outside of the relegation spots is a success? Fucking plum! Popped on that west brom forum and looked at the bruce thread. Got a sickening flashback to how this place used to be.

The man is a fraud! He's just copying what our previous managers did.... Both pardew and bruce handed out a sheet of paper first thing..... Only difference was the 'king' wanted their wives contact information and bacon boy wanted the login details of their deliveroo accounts.

I swear I would pay to watch Modric play football using a brick. Just a pleasure.

Mind he's just "that bloke from Bournemouth" though.

But but the true faith gang were saying we were gonna smash these kunts?!

Could play till tomorrow and we wouldn't score here.

Any snippets from interviews where he said he wants to stay beyond end of the season? Obvs he had to be boris daft not to want to be on this train!

Bet you he's got hundreds of hand written letters from WBA fans thanking him for the job he's doing.

Not jinxing it by looking at it just now..... anyhow, want to to wait till I'm alone and naked.

Completely agree. Fucking press does my head in. Bet if that was Rafa (insert name of another) that went to West Brom they'd already be writing pieces about how he should be sacked. In this day and age with VHS and cordless phones there's no excuse for a manager to go in to a job and not have a fucking clue what he/she is getting in to. I'm quite sure bruce didn't even watch film of us whilst he was our manager let alone watching 'other' teams.

I know it's childish of me but desperately want us to march in to the top 10 and for WBA to fall like a stone and for Wor Flags to make a banner with something along the lines of 'Not bad for "that guy from Bournemouth" eh Steve?'......

Fucking amazing! What an effort from every one of them. Should be well chuffed with themselves. Although, sounding like a former vicar of this parish, Howe needs to do some homework on that 'collapse' in the second half so it doesn't happen again.

Loki aka Jimmy Carr.

Know it's only been one game but can't understand why villa didn't want to keep him? What's wrong with him?

Imagine wasting your life away with that pish...... Screw work..... just rewatch the goal for the rest of the day!

Just finished watching the game again. Nowt new to add, just thought this lad was fucking brilliant! He's raised the quality of this team massively. Hope he holds other players to his standards.

Think I'll take a mosey on in to the relegationometer thread.......

Amanda looking well chuffed. Mehrdad is in for a good night.

Really?

I know very little about the Mendy case bar the headlines but my first reaction to reading that is who the fuck is pitching up to his gaff for a party after he's been arrested for that? Who were these 21 people and what the hell was going on in their heads?

Both brummie teams and now WBA?!! Does he have like a football Costa loyalty card that he wants to get fully stamped? Working towards a Boys Brigade collectors badge or something?

I'm gonna be the first to admit I've not got one iota how these things work but could the player "buy" himself out of the last 6 months of his contract? And then we sign him to a short term contract till the end of the season but with a stonking sign-on bonus which covers what "he" paid to extract him from the red scum?

"I can exclusively reveal that steve bruce is currently working furiously on his world-wide address book to bring in much needed quality that matches his brilliance as he tries to save the basket case club in in the armpit of the north from dropping in to the championship which is were I'm sure you'll agree they've always belonged and should have just been grateful to be in the same league as Burnley for this long. All this despite him being 'shafted' by the club hierarchy who promised him a Sports Direct loyalty card with hundreds of points on it which he thought could be redeemed at any football club for an Andy Carroll. What a guy! Lucky to have him so they are!"