ScottishMagpie

Don't get the first bit either to be honest. As if this is just a 'Manchester' problem.

Aye....me too. Didn't fully look at the previous before clicking on it. Horrible little cunt. Give me 5 mins with him please!

This.

Does he have a skin condition that I'm not aware of but WTF is going with his facial hair/beard? Looks like he's just come off the pitch at Twickenham!

I was thinking along similar lines. What on earth has Rafa seen in Longstaff recently that makes him think there's a premier level midfielder there? I knew the Longstaff's had been completely destroyed by our previous bacon muncher but didn't realise how much. I thought once we got rid of bruce then Sean would be reborn but hasn't turned out that way.

for the sake of humanity will somebody just pull the plug at twitter HQ.

Terribly sad to hear if accurate. Thoughts and prayers with his family and friends.

I'm a member of Opus Dei. It's our punishment for sins.

I haven't received tickets for this yet.... should I be worried?

Oh no!!! What the fuck has he done?!!! Just poked the bear. Think we should apologise right now.

3 minutes and we've not conceded!!!!!

Would like to think so but will probably be a Lascelles like shrug of the shoulders and walk away.

Think I've just climaxed!

I may be being way too simplistic but this is the main thing going around my head just now.

Everton fans walking out already? Bet the sympathy cards will be out in the press for them tomorrow. Long suffering wankstains. Lets have a collection for them.

Can't fault the effort from the lads bar from clark who should never appear in a toon shirt again and be sold as 12:01 on the 1st Jan.

After 10 mins if I was offered a point I would have snapped your hand off but that just feels like a body blow.

all Clark's fault!! Hopefully will be chucked in the tyne with weights tied to his feet.

Class from Fede!

Watched that penalty old skool style from behind the couch. Couldn't look!

If he doesn't give it after reviewing it I'm storming the pitch like!!

Has to be a penalty.

This. I had to switch off during the 2nd half on Saturday. After going for so long being emotionally disconnected from my club it was 'easy' to watch bruce's shit shows. Finding it tough caring this much again. Feel like a need some kinda "pre-season" to build up my resilience.