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I have no idea what is handball these days

And we're playing like we're losing against some shit lower league dross

Being forgotten how good that Wilson finish is, with his weaker foot as well.

Can anyone with even the biggest anti NUFC blinkers on tell me that we've had a load of decisions go our way this season?

Reckon Villa should go for Gabby Agbonglahor for manager. Knows the club etc.

Surprised to see it unchanged tbh

That'll teach them!

I mean for fucks sake, disgraceful behaviour Just get your yellow card out ref and do a 360 spin and get them all in your book.

You've played Man City man, how is this worse?

Rashford up front instead of Ronaldo then.

I fucking love reading your posts mate, always absolutely spot on

How much was Darwin Nuñes again, Jürgen?

Aye, I'd guess we're likely to push Spurs out of the "Top 6 elite" in the coming years. Kane and Son are 29 and 30 respectively, unfortunately for Spurs, and when they start fading in the next few years, I can't see them replacing them with that sort of quality.

Or Lampard that was Chelsea manager after about 5 minutes at Derby?

This is an issue for every streaming service I've used. Swedish football is pretty much only streamed these days, and you're never perfectly synced with your mates. It's a big problem IMO, and one that really needs to be addressed as we're moving more and more towards streaming rather than old fashioned TV.

A Man U supporter said another Man U fan today, "name me a better signing of the lady 12 months than Bruno Guimarães?". With the tongue only slightly in my cheek I responded with "Kieran Tripper ?" Tells its own story that a player as incredible as Bruno isn't by far the best signing we've made in the last January transfer window

Presumably the affair was licking Ashley's sweaty arsehole, because there's no way an actual female would have an affair with Lee bloody Charnley.

We've got one of the best badges in England though (the best in the PL according to my Mrs who doesn't give two shits about football and wouldn't just say that to be nice to me), absolutely no need to change it. Would be gutted if we did change it tbh. As for SJP, I'd much, much rather keep the name, but if it's a deal worth doing, then I wouldn't be too gutted to see it change. SJP needs to still be there mind, and it must never be ruined with tacky shite plastered all over it like our previous owner did with it.

Obviously don't want the club to be sold now but it'd be interesting to see how the value of us has changed in the last year. A year ago, we were sold for £300m, while in the relegation zone with a fat mess of a dinosaur in charge, now we're comfortable in the top half of the league with one of the best managers in the league having had £200m invested in the playing squad plus however much has been spent on the training ground and SJP and back room/top level staff. Probably be worth well over twice as much as we were sold for, which just shows what an absolute shit show Ashley was running.

Inject it.

They'll love him fucking off to Portugal every international break.

Aye definitely, working with Simeone must be incredible for any player with ambition to improve like. Wonder if that played a part in him wanting to go there, as it's so rare for top English players to go abroad. He's a clever lad if that did influence him like.

Goals are only supposed to be ruled out for accidental hand balls if it's the same player that actually scores it? So like Rashfords was "correctly" (the rule is a load of bollocks, mind) ruled out, Scamaccas should have been, but this shouldn't have as it wasn't the scorer who might have just touched it with his hand?

This YouTube fella seems to know his shit