Nobody

How shit is our official site btw? Still nothing

Scum

Owen to score on Saturday

This It's better than nothing, for fucks sake.

NEVAH!

And it's not on the telly! fuck! It is in the US. And in Sweden

Fucking hell! Never saw this coming! Brilliant news, but why did it take this long?! And why wait til April 1st? How fucking cruel is that?

He was unlucky for the penalty, to be fair, but had he not been so painfully slow, he wouldn't have given it away. His other mistake was probably worse IMO, Bramble-esque control.

If you missed the first 15-20 minutes, then you missed him giving away a penalty and a terrible pass that should have lead to a Man U goal. He wasn't even good enough for reserve level, I don't want him anywhere near our first team.

Just watched the game (wonder how many people in Sweden watched a delayed Newcastle Reserves v Man U Reserves, finishing at 1.30 ) Guthrie looked a class above, which he is, hope he is fit enough to start on Saturday. Ranger looks an interesting prospect, did nothing spectacular today, but looked strong and with a bit of polish could turn into a good player. Praying that Taylor Bassong will be fit for Saturday, Cacapa is pure and utter garbage.

Ecuador are playing Brazil off the park but still 0-0 after 25 minutes. The game is live on Bet365 for anyone with an account.

I would rather us play with ten men than with Ameobi, to be honest. Which we almost are, if we're starting Owen as well.

He could just watch the snow to see where the foul was, then go and search for the box and see if it was inside or out

No Beye? That's right. Beye's Back! I forgot. I also forgot that Ryan Taylor can play right back. Things aren't actually that bad then. You're excused then!

No Beye?

That's 12 players, and N'Zogbia left for Wigan, remember?

Liverpool - Chelsea again?! Fuck sake, who is not sick of that tie?

Fuck you.

City

Spot on.

Why? Because I don't think we'll go down, but the possibility is very much there.

Doesn't matter. If someone shoots from 30 yards out towards the left side of the goal, and another player is in an offside position on the other side of the goal and the goalkeeper saves it but only as far as the offside player and he taps it in, it's still offside. Makes sense when you put it like that. I'm still not sure this active-inactive thing is very clear though and anything that upsets Phil Brown is fine by me. Good, I was almost confusing myself when I wrote it

I called offside when I saw it live, ridiculous decision. And where was the advantage to the attacking team in the first half? That one was only inches in it with the players running in opposite directions.

Doesn't matter. If someone shoots from 30 yards out towards the left side of the goal, and another player is in an offside position on the other side of the goal and the goalkeeper saves it but only as far as the offside player and he taps it in, it's still offside.