AlanSkÃrare

People need to stay away now.

I can't bring myself to just hate for another year. Need to get away from this.

What the fuck, football is so boring.

For the love of fucking god, never let this man lead this club into another game. Please, please, please. We've suffered enough.

Press writing about discontempt? Ban them. Fans voicing and showing discontempt? Strip them of their message. Fucking dictatorship wanking cunts.

Caulkin piece free for another 45 mins. http://blogs.thetimes.co.uk/section/the-game/108818/newcastle-and-sunderland-survived-but-their-existence-remains-unsustainable/?shareToken=ae6f3e81b9f43a1230f472061d79ca0f This is very true:

They do, and also this is us. Nothing good ever comes true.

The only honest thing he could do is offer his resignation as he's obviously not capable of taking the club forward in any capacity. He will however say that we need more "fret" and therefore have to go for English players in the summer. Ashley seems to rely heavily on Carr though, the entire model would falter if we didn't have him. Maybe he'll listen to Carr in terms of the manager as well. I still think this is another PR move from the club. Pardew acting as if he's not sure whether Mike will keep him on or not, and the club playing all secret about some monumental "end of season meeting". He's safe as f*** and knows it. He just has to appear as if he's not sure to give any credibility to his own sackability, i.e. his actual reasons for being in the role. He wasn't the best man for the job in the first place, there's no need for him to be that now.

Arrrrrrghhhhh. No! Hope can go fuck itself.

Don't think he's what we need, but I could hardly think of a tougher and more negative environment to come into than this. World's worst manager in the history of man kind and a club that's given up.

There were some knocking about last May as well?

We'll keep getting these until Charnley produces a 1 000 word long rambling about stability and pounds, confirming Pardew's position for another season of affordable football. We'll keep getting them because by the logics of football, there would be a new manager coming in.

Has got something to do with Pardew. Wullie inspired me to have ago at Moncur this morning. http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/bobby-moncur-defence-indefensible/

The whole idea of reaching a specific percentage of English players - as long as the Premier League is driven and operated the way it is, those in power won't give a flying fuck about the nationality of the players as long as they get the best ones. The size of the English contingent will continue to be a reflection of the ability of English players in relation to the rest of the world.

Is he a runner or a jumper?

After Ben Arfa, definately. Represents much of what we're not (in footballing terms) at the moment.

Read it again. Absolutely brilliant. Meanwhile, Bob Moncur was probably paid for his dickfaced shit in the Chronicle today.

Seriously, remove this man from public spaces. He's fucking dangerous.

Wullie :thup:

Here mate, 90's. I know. Still.

Dave Nugent.

1. He knew exactly what he signed up for and he's consistently defended that policy. 2. Do you think Ashley instructed Pardew to have his team launch more long balls than any other top-flight team in Europe's 5 best leagues last season? Do you think Ashley wants Shola Ameobi shipped off to Russia as well and that's why he's been played as a winger at times? Do you think Ashley loves left-backs in every position? 3. "Has to"? He could have walked on the numerous of times he's been royally f***ed by Ashley. He has no logical reason to be at this level, he was picked out of the f***ing League One dumpster and knows this isn't his level. Shola is starting games because we've consistently failed to sign a centre forward for the last three transfer windows. I'm not saying Ashley picks the team outright, I'm just saying I think boardroom influence should be factored in when judging Pardew, because our board probably cares more about getting an extra million poind for Cisse than having a team that is performing well. If your opinion is he still s*** in spite of that, then thats fair enough. Welcome btw Our boardroom seemingly intervened to prohibit Pardew from playing James Perch in centre-mid more and are now reluctant to give Ameobi an extension in spite of Pardew's wishes to the contrary. I think they're limiting his damage rather than anything else when it comes to team selections. Ameobi up front is one thing (still inexplicable), playing him on the wing disqualifies Pardew as a thinking life-form.

Neil Cameron was phoned-in to our Premier League studio here in Sweden a while ago. Said fans' are angry because Cabaye left but we've had a good season looking back at it. About our level etc. He can fuck off.

1. He knew exactly what he signed up for and he's consistently defended that policy. 2. Do you think Ashley instructed Pardew to have his team launch more long balls than any other top-flight team in Europe's 5 best leagues last season? Do you think Ashley wants Shola Ameobi shipped off to Russia as well and that's why he's been played as a winger at times? Do you think Ashley loves left-backs in every position? 3. "Has to"? He could have walked on the numerous of times he's been royally fucked by Ashley. He has no logical reason to be at this level, he was picked out of the fucking League One dumpster and knows this isn't his level.

Sacked on the pitch in front of the away fans And then Ben Arfa beheads him. Wearing the HOPE-banner as a cape.