AlanSkÃrare

Haven't seen a striker this bad since Shola.

Absolutely fucking unbelievable how fucking stupid and utter fucking shit he is. And still, his managerial shitness doesn't even come close to his unbearable constant fucking bullshit talk. "I've never been a manager who has strayed away from an attacking mentality, and that will not change now."

What the fuck are we doing

Part of me want to remember him for that rather than something good.

None of them will progress under Pardew. Campbell probably has potential because his footballing brains seems capable of evolving. In a modern setup and approach he'd be a handfull already with his pace being utilized. However, not going to happen under Pardew. I fear the same for Armstrong, who like Campbell seems to stand out with his intelligence and technical ability at younger levels. They've both looked like talented players when I've seen them. But this is no environment to prosper and progress in. Don't hold any hope for them under Pardew. The only players I think will get into the first team are big muscular bastards or players who can win knowdowns or defend. Dummett will be his excuse, he'll shoehorn him in at left-back and celebrate him as his success story in nurturing talent.

Viewing the Europa League as an opportunity.

What the fuck are you doing?

You are talking about the man who hired him twice. Anything seems possible.

Looked a decent player. Unworthy circumstances to play in. Goes for the majority of our offensive players under Pardew. If he has any say in our supposed "rebuilding" this summer, we'll be set back for years and Carr would be right to go. His impact on our offensive players, it's like he reduces them to meaningless players that just make up the numbers. If he could, he'd play box-to-box strikers.

Remember when Pardew started him at RM against Benfica?

Oh god this spring could be depressing. Deflated players on contracts that are running out/loan deals, apathetic fans at war with the club, shit manager who lies all the time. The club just seems wrapped in anxiety and pessimism, for those who even care anymore. Something drastic needs to happen as soon as possible.

Depends on whether science is with or against him, does anyone know?

Ashley will probably come out and distance himself and the club from all forms of racism.

Assuming both Gouffran and Tioté are out, I'd go: Krul Debuchy Mapou Williamson Haïdara Anita Sissoko Ben Arfa Marveaux Sammy De Jong

This fucking club. They can't stop lying. "Kinnear resigned" "Boards decision" "He did a lot of good work here"

What the fuck is going on?

Saturday was very telling of his tactical confusion. It was the way we played last season. I don't know why he reverts to it. He loses those games most of the time, he loves his percentages and numbers according to some. He should look at them and see how many games we've won when we're punting it to Shola. I suspect we'll see a lot more than this, with him explaining how hurt we were by Cabaye's departure.

Karl Henry, Dean Whitehead, Steven N'Zonzi, David Dunn, Papa Bouba Diop and Owen Garvan.

Cortese as DoF, in charge of strategy and development of the club, and Carr head of recruitment would be a fantastic set up. We'd just need a manager and an owner who wanted to spend money on football related matters.

It's f***ing unbelievable how unbelievably s*** he is. Why is there one sentence in every paragraph? Is this a poem? How much arse can you lick? Has he just learnt the expression "take stock"? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-take-stock-after-6670672

Ashley --> Charnley/Irving --> Carr --> Pardew now then.

Still think this is a reaction to what's happening with ST cancellations. Kudos to those of you who've done it, I think it's had some effect.

Squawka saying we hit 194 long balls and completed 0. http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/unbelievable-graphic-newcastle-have-tried-194-long-balls-and-completed-0-v-sunderland/

Sir Bobby could surely have persuaded him at some point. Don't think he'll leave Chelsea for a long time now. He's had his "FM" journey through Europe now.

This. Not interested.