Tachikoma

Wasted 20 minutes to reactivate my bet365 account just to put everything I have left on Wigan beating Swansea.

Yeah, I missed most of the Sunderland match and completely missed out on Liverpool. I feel bad.

Go for it. Never fails to amaze me how real that can be.

Nah, Alan Smith for anyone, and we've already done the HBA/Shola swap at least 5 times by now.

Maybe I should do it, beginner's luck and all.

Well, I wondered how he was going to fuck us up after the January signings. Thank you for answering that question Mr. Pardew, now die in a fucking fire.

Yeup, its almost down to luck now to decide who goes down between us, Norwich and Sunderland.

Went from having a decent chance to take all 3 to surrendering the game and barely getting away with one. Just how incompetent can you get.

Had the fucking cheek to be happy at drawing this match. Utter cunt.

Fucking Sessegnon.

So... is this the new Pardew thread since the old one's about our transfer policy now?

All day this. Even though it will tight 40 points I think will be enough. We have to be able to beat QPR, every other f***ing team practically has. Practically every other team has beaten Reading too, but it didn't stop us losing to them on our own patch..... That fucking game man, just thinking about it makes me want to punch something. That game could not have typified Pardew's reign any better - play well and score first, then bring everyone back to our half to "protect the lead" and lose 2-1 anyway.

Yep the same way we been playing all , season. If some neutral footy fan was forced to watch every toon game this season and we got relegated, he would say thank f*** they're gone. Nah, he'd love us for the pure comedy we've served up this season, especially in the last two games. Bet we get relegated off an own goal against Arsenal or something equally shit.

I'm all for playoffs, if only because we have something to gain from it. Fuck the top 4.

I like Guthrie better than Anita tbh, in CM at least. Pity Guthrie had the mental strength of an amoeba.

Loves a first time/early hit waaaaay too much, especially when he isn't quite in-form.

Really like him but his passing and first touch is awful at times. Those are his two biggest assets actually. Haven't been for every game he's played other than the first two.

When was the last time we've drawn a match? Feels like a long time for some reason.

Should still have won this if Cisse could just try to be less wasteful, ugh.

Clearly unfit. I'm also doubtful about Pardew's claims that his scar tissue will be perfectly OK without surgery.

Would still love to have him here, mad or not.

My gut feeling says Harry would be a massive disappointment if he did. Someone fresh (if not proven) would be my preference.

Well, no, neither was it any easier with Souness. But it is a massive fall from last season.

As if he was ever going to drop Jonas man New poll, should Pardew be sacked: A. Right now B. In the morning C. End of the season D. End of his contract (I'm a w*****) I dont want him sacked, i want him hung, hung outside the big market and used by kebab shops as meat. Nah Kebab meat is too good for him, sell him as a hot dog or some shit. Someone could gif him into Sweeney Todd or something. Assuming you're brave and not living in the UK at least.

As if he was ever going to drop Jonas man New poll, should Pardew be sacked: A. Right now B. In the morning C. End of the season D. End of his contract (I'm a wanker)