Dr Spectrum

I wonder what Mike Ashley is getting in his ear right now? They deserve to be winning. You have been hopeless.

Whats this wheez keez are theez thing all about? I don't get it.

Got them all but #42. And its a great picture of his face. Who TF is that. Edit - :celb:

Keith Alexander

I thought it was Colin Todd. Almost. Sort of. I really should know who #4 is. And #16. I don't recognise the others. Altho I should probably get #48 considering its an old photo so the guy is probably quite famous.

43/50 Missing 4,6,10,16,42,48,49. Several of which are really annoying me cos I should know.

Of course not, he's played against City.

Whey! They were winning until Ribery went off. Hitzfeldforthedole.com

Ribery has been tremendous. They can't get near him. Only one winner here.

I was unsure if I should watch the Simpsons or Bayern-Bolton. Wasn't sure which would be funnier. Then I saw Gerald Cid was playing. Whats the name of this Bayern kid who is supposed to be the 2nd coming. Not sure if he's playing.

Saw him briefly in Copa America, didn't look owt special.

Has anyone seen that Benfica tackle? Jebus H. He should get a life ban for that.

I wonder about Patrick Barclay sometimes...."O'Neill is a better manager than Allardyce". There was also a worrying assumption by these hacks that Ashley is clueless and might be bad for the club. Nonsense. O'Neill IS a better manager than Allardyce - his trophy record proves it, as does his getting Celtic to a European Final ; Allardyce has won NOWT... O'Neil might have won a cup. But Allardyce bought a right back.

PS: As if anyone needed any further confirmation that Stephen Ireland is in fact, completely and utterly radio rental... http://i20.tinypic.com/dwzzb9.jpg "I've scored a goal. Look at my Superman undies."

£12 for that eh..... 89 minutes and 55 seconds of shite. Performances of Dunne and Corluka excepted. How are we 3rd.

Would you feel as smug about Richards and Johnson if you'd bought them? Well we did buy them. Sorta. Nicked Richards off Oldham at 13. Johnson used to play for Everton and bizarrely, Feyenoord. I don't really see what you're getting at tho.

Dale Tempest of Skybet reckons Souness is nailed on. 1/2 favourite - next is 8/1 on Hoddle/Jewell/Pearce... Interesting! I'd prefer if Pearce got the job. Nice little reunion with Sibierski... :giggle:

I know we've not won the title or owt, but City are doing well at the moment because of our false budget. And I have to say, my seat is much more comfortable when I'm watching players of the calibre of Elano, Martin Petrov and Vedran Corluka than hopeless shite like Paul Dickov, Ben Thatcher and Joey Barton. Winning the title...meh. I just want the best (most entertaining, however you want to spin it) in the shirt, and I don't give a fuck how they get there. If it ends up with a pot in the cupboard, so be it. Even if it doesn't I'd still rather watch better players than not and I don't really see how anyone could want otherwise. Short answer - yes

Fact is it serves Hutchings right for signing such a load of shite. Whelan fucked up appointing a no calibre manager, but he's better off sacking him now than sticking his head in the sand and pretending it'll all turn out alright in the end. I hope they get someone else shite in now. Peter Reid will do for me.

I don't know where to begin... Being relegated after playing for a draw against Liverpool...that was pretty bad. But I was quite young. I can only remember the running to the corner flag incident and crying in the North Stand at the end. Losing the last game at Maine Road 1-0 to Southampton. Anticlimatic as owt. I mean...Southampton won their last game at the Dell with a last minute winner from MLT...we were shite and lost to a set piece. Typical. Getting beat by Bolton 1-0 to a stupid last minute penalty after hitting the woodwork multiple times. And they had the cheek to give it the "Easeh, Easeh!" afterwards. I've thought the lot of them were collosal fucking cunts ever since. Especially the instigator Speed. 3-0 to Leicester. Paul Dickov scored a penalty and celebrated like he'd just scored the equaliser in the playoff final. That moment was as bad as the defeat (Which was bad). Thought he was a cunt ever since tbh. There was also a game where we got beat 5-1 by Arsenal. It was 4-0 after about 20 minutes. But that wasn't that disappointing, it was pretty funny really and we had a right laugh in the stands. Only disappointing thing about that game looking back was that them cunts didn't go on to win the league. I think the worst has to be losing 4-1 to Charlton. And the 1 was a last mintute "consolation" penalty. Absolute shite, some pathetic defending, and the most outrageous fluke ever seen by anyone ever. We got relegated at the end of the season, and we deserved it. Horrible, horrible, horrible. Newcastle games...I dunno. I've only seen us lose to Newcastle once and I can barely remember it. 1-0 Shearer. (Laurent Charvet played for you! :giggle:)

We wuz robbed!! Threw the towel in. Pretty embarrasing really. I wonder what Sven's reaction will be. And I wonder how were going to bounce back from this.

Thoroughly outclassed. At least it seems to be, its hard to tell from my current vantage point of hiding behind the couch. Too open, shite defending, ruthlessly punished. At least we don't have another top4 fixture till 30/12.

We're in the game. They're just better than us overall. And their openings have fallen to Essien and Drogba, ours have fallen to Ireland and Samaras :-[ Pretty disappointing tho. 3/4 of the defence has been solid but Richards wasn't tight enough on both goals and Lampard has had too much space to pick out who he's marking. There was also a little flashpoint between Richards and Lampard, Richards was furious with him, I'm wondering if he said owt racialist.

Appy Arry started off at Portmouth as DoF to Graham Rix. Scheming Cunt probably quite apt in his case. Manager in waiting from the moment he took the job.

Apart from the fact that he can't head a ball without fouling his marker? He's shite. But not that shite. Have a word with yourself man.