wormy

I'm coming to accept this bullshit but I just know I'm going to lose my shit when I see him rocking up in liverpool and the media duties start.

Even better than the weekly goal bumps will be the inevitable 'lock the thread!!!'s in response.

What do you mean? Why would you get filled with rage? Look at this immense day:

Any other year I'd rate it now but this looks like it could be a rare carnage-filled deadline day so I'll see you lot in 4 hours.

I'd guess even if he stuck around Eddie would still have him 4th in the pecking order behind Gordon so it's not too surprising if a fee like this is on offer. And while I don't feel like we specifically need a striker as a like-for-like replacement, getting an attack-minded player through the doors with this money could help unlock our attack even more to no end.

Oh God. Is the rumoured fee just going to keep decreasing until 7pm?

Ooh a camera at the medical? Sweet, sweet content.

What are you going to do to him?

Amd they'll probably end up with a better profit by somehow getting £200m for the utter cunt in the process.

All in red too, eh? The traitorous toss bag. You have to wonder what's going through his head if liverpool don't value him enough to get the deal done this window. All this for a club that gets him to do this so they can maintain their transparent veil of 'rEsPeCt' and they might not even be arsed to hold up their end of the bargain and get him out of the mess they've helped make? It probably still wouldn't make him realise what a pack of shitehawks he's been twerking for.

Didn't wanna win anyway.

Was furious until I saw the replay. Didn't notice it at all in real time.

'my' final decision. You keep telling yourself that you little bitch.

His childhood hero was Stevie Taylor.

What the fuck is that dipshit on. Pards immediately looked and sounded like he wanted to deck him for such stupidity. He hasn't refused to play but he's burnt his bridges.. If he hasn't refused to play then how has he burnt his bridges?

That was my immediate thought. Regular contenders in their league, consistent European competition. Hopefully he can kick on and show why so many clubs were interested in the first place. Best of luck to him. Thanks for the sweet, sweet few hundred grand of PSR goodness.

He makes up the entire top three by himself.

Don't worry. He doesn't even want us big shots. I feel grubby using a Man U fan account but less grubby than using X. God bless embedding being sorted.

Dread to think how many stadium tours he's been on just to take these types of pictures.

Must be pretty thin on the ground for content. Jamie McClen busy or something?

Don't forget the intro from Adam Pearson explaining how he loves the club so much that he nonces about in the club training ground bushes so he better be ready for such top tier fandom.

The pessimist in me really did think his first call up was just for a feel good factor, a bit of a pat on the head then off you go. Buzzing he's getting the longer term recognition he deserves.

Calm down Fab.

Aren't we suffering enough?